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Dear Call of Duty: Black Ops, I have taken this precious time away from PwNz0R1ng N3Wb5 to write these words in the hopes of conveying my enormous appreciation for everything you represent.
Yes, even women, the most complex living thing in the universe, can be summed up with an A+B combo. Well, the code is longer than that, but you have to learn how to unlock it first.
I feel the need to dispel the misconceptions about the theme of what was once my favorite John Denver song and currently the state that I call home. Please enjoy a basic history of the great state of West Virginia.
No physical pain or psychological embarrassment can compare to the discomfort and agony caused by watching the worst movie ever made, in my personal pseudo-Hell.
If you're using a Trojan Fire & Ice chemically-enhanced condom without knowing it, like I was, the ensuing sex can be one of the most horrifying experiences of your life.
Greetings and hello. My name is Drek Z but my friends call me... Kain. I am a recently single, strapping young man, aged 48, and I am currently looking for a girlfriend. Perhaps you like?
Nothing says Happy Halloween like hot sexy women who look like they can and will tear you apart in a blink of an eye. Here are the top 5 female werewolves based on sheer hotness.
When it comes to sexy werewolves, the balance is tipped firmly to my side of the scale, since they're pretty much skewed towards a gay audience. Here are the top 5 sexiest!
Roger Goodell has done terribly gay things to the NFL, and I think it's fair to conclude that in the upcoming years we're in store for a lot more pussy shit from him.
In the battleground that has become my front yard, a relentless hole-digging monster works diligently under the cover of darkness to make me look foolish.
By the beginning of the fall semester, or 'cunting season,' the prospect of going out on a Friday night seems like a chore. Eventually, everyone plays right in to their stereotype.
I'm a bitter, resentful kind of guy - an arsehole some would say. And while it would be remiss of me to cast all blame for my sourness onto Britain, I'm going to do it anyway.