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There are three different kinds of reactions I get when telling people about my "condition": the asshole response, the smartass response, and the overly helpful propoganda.
If anyone found out these unspeakable acts were premeditated, the tolerance for them would be worn thinner than the nearly tangible membrane between good and evil.
As the literal "fat cats" of the world, Americans consume more calories per person than any other nation in the world. And it's time we accept this love affair with shitty food.
At the edge of the entrance to Heaven, Frank stops for a casual chat with the always engaging Saint Peter, keeper of the gates and god of the pranks.
General elections are coming up throughout the country on Tuesday, November 8th, 2011. Even if you've decided not to help either party's flawed cause, here are five justifications for voting anyway.
There have been times when I was looking at an apartment when I stopped, took out my laptop, and checked for a free wireless network. It has become as important as the garbage disposal, or heating.
Witchery isn't all cauldrons, eye of newt, and lesbians on Buffy. Here is my list of male witches (warlocks, sorcerers and assorted necromancers) who put the "ab" in "abracadabra."
Women have always wielded a magical power over men that can bring us to our knees, even though they often cast those spells while on theirs. Here are the hottest witches.
The Texas-sized mass of garbage from the Japanese tsunami slowly approaching California does indeed house over 8,000 refugees in the newly discovered central "city" amid the muck.
I would gladly exercise if it weren't for my burning hatred of physical activity, compounded by the wretchedness of the fitness club environment.
If you like reading really long formulaic mediocre online comedy, dig in to this article. Or skip to the end, where you can star in an improv comedy jam in the comments!
Here now, I lend to you the paramount guide to action movie conception consumption, a "chamber of secrets" if you will, the skeleton key to what makes action movies great.