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What follows is a brief summation of what Grossman sees through his red, roadmap eyes as he stares out across the experience of eighteen months since the publication of "Grossman's Guide to the Galaxy."
Timeless tips to avoid overrated bands, including avoiding bands with food in the title, bands that prey on childhood memories or evoke violence and more!
Dear Sirs, it is only on hindsight that I am truly able to appreciate my server Nigel's innovative style, which others felt made him a 'cheeky bastard.'
A couple of days ago I found a site devoted to the most gruesome, disgusting, and hilarious dead baby jokes ever. Only problem was, my mom was right behind me.
Colonel Sanders learns the hard way that you never play chicken with a sandwich unless you're willing to eat it in the end.
I have actually begun hiding people entirely from my Facebook news feed due to the following annoying habits. See which one you're guilty of...
Once upon a recession, a family of wandering gypsies arrived in America by steamer from Istanbul, and their long stay at the Marriott proved more fruitful than expected.
They're hard to find, quality wingmen. Despite this, you're probably expecting too much from them. A wingman's mission isn't to get you laid; that's your job.
Sometimes you have to kill yourself. I understand, I've been there. When the mood strikes, put on one of these sweet tracks and shove a pitchfork through your neck.
Ladies, in just a few short paragraphs, you will learn the tools necessary for utilizing your boobs to enhance every aspect of your life.
The golden rule: never pay for it. Heaving out money is a sign of defeat to the porn world. Wank before you bank. Plus more crucial advice.
As Bella blinked, her eyes adjusted to the midday gray, and her mind began to think about how much high school sucked. And Edward. He was so beautiful.