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Having little experience and less aptitude, parents are always firing baseball pointers from the stands during a showdown between two groups of mediocre 11- to 12-year-olds.
What I am proposing is a student loan program that will allow poor young people to go to university and be useful to society: I call it the Indentured Student Loan.
The idea that we have nothing better to do, after this mundane experience on Earth, but to show back up in ethereal form and fuck with terrified people is upsetting.
Although the "2fer" business model has been implemented many times in the past, I believe that it has come nowhere near achieving its true potential. Here are the most lucrative possibilities.
Teaching English in Asia is a great way to experience a different culture, travel the world, and find adventure. It's also the easiest way to get constant diarrhea and exacerbate your drinking problem.
In order to please the general public and fulfill my subconscious desire to become a a hard ass gym coach for overweight children, I've decided to go running every once in a while.
I submit to you ladies a list of suggestions to streamline the online dating process so we men don't have to resort to dating multiple people while trying to find you.
According to a survey, the top mistake college students make is packing stuff they don't actually need! So please, don't bother bringing any of the following items to school.
What is the most idiotic invention man ever came up with? Did you answer Pet Snuggie? I can understand your confusion, but it's actually the self-checkout lines at the grocery store.
Pinkalicious, Middle America's favorite beady-eyed bitch, is a deceitful, thieving shit. There's a dark undercurrent at work in this supposedly fun-filled kid's book.
I'm all for a woman with a flat stomach, but this new trend of women wanting to have defined abs is unnatural, and not at all sexy.
Thanksgiving may have gone well, but buffets have declined ever since. And today, they're basically the worst thing ever. Here's why.