And by surviving hurricanes, we mean ensuring the consumption of cold, non-skunky beer and taking advantage of the opposite sex.
If you want people to forget you pissed yourself, then shit in your pants. If you want a cop to overlook driving under the influence, step on the gas.
Six of the best reasons to love this drunken Irish holiday like no other. In fact, you may want to celebrate it out of season after reading.
The year 2005 isn't everything we had hoped for, but with a few tweaks (more steroid use and Iraq war coverage, etc.) it might be a little better.
The Three P's of creative writing: Poetry, Pretention, and Please make it stop. Class, give up now and leave it to the prose.
Summer means two things: getting a job and drinking. Not necessarily in that order, but always with adventures involving both.
A free form poetry apology to that 'special' girl you barely knew, but had to break it off with. Parting is such sarcastic sorrow.
Find out what goes through the average single guy's mind during the day...start to finish, completely uncensored.
Another day in the life of man versus his own brain. Sometimes it's a ball-busting struggle.
Twelve rules for avoiding primetime pilot disaster, in spite of FOX's enthusiasm for your 1970's identical twin mixup drama starring Pepsi.
When the harshness of winter finally convinces your college to close down, how will you spend the day? Whatever you do, please add alcohol.
Don't believe the glossy, smiling brochures or the misleading campus tours. Beneath it all is a big pile of shit you will regret ever stepping in.