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As my dearest mother used to say: "You can tell a lot about an apartment by their lobby’s bathroom."
I mean, that’s fine isn’t it? I cost $1500, I’m considered to be the best laptop on the market right now.
We at Pirate’s Landing Funeral Home take a human-first approach to plannin’ a swashbucklin’ goodbye.
It looks from your notes that you’d like a "colony of fire ants with the vengeance of a thousand suns."
I am a mortal woman in the 21st century, and I carry more tonnage on one shoulder every single day. Go on. Touch my trapezius muscle.
10-4: Truckers believe that it is bad luck to say the number 40 because this was the number of years the Israelites wandered in the desert.
You might think it’s strange how much time I spend on my own. You might even call it “sad” or “a little concerning.”
I’ve been in the apostles' crew for almost a year now, but Jesus still makes me wear a nametag every time we hang out.
Some people don't seem to understand how being a Beppo baby is such a big advantage in the industry.
I know I’ve been closed off my entire life, but, I don’t know, there’s something about right now that just makes me want to bare my soul to you.
I said I was sorry, and Sam said it was okay and that he would stop taking my iPod. This is one example of misunderstandings outside of the Torah.