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Boy Band Chat Room Tryouts
Voyeur IM >> 9-25-06
You have just entered room "chat39308093881273897051."
Werewolf Mikey: hahahahahaha
Werewolf Mikey: good timing
courtjester5000: sadfasndgag
Werewolf Mikey: i'm D runk
MyCoo62: IN THAT MUTHA FUCKING HOUSE
MyCoo62: SAME
courtjester5000: *feeling left out already*
MyCoo62: im listening to irish music
courtjester5000: let's get some randoms in here
MyCoo62: do it
MyCoo62: lets act like a gay group
courtjester5000: like a gay chat room?
courtjester5000: or NSYNC?
MyCoo62: totally
MyCoo62: subtle at first
courtjester5000: lets be a boy band looking for a fourth member
courtjester5000: asd;igljas;lgkajsdfg
MyCoo62: askjdfhaskdf
courtjester5000: seriously
MyCoo62: im bass
Werewolf Mikey: every time we touch
Werewolf Mikey: i get this feeling
Werewolf Mikey: everytime we kiss I swear I can flyyyyyy
MyCoo62: hahahah
MyCoo62: OK, court is the lead
TILIO J a z z has entered the room.
MyCoo62: whats up dawg?1
courtjester5000: so guys, i dunno if anyone out there really HAS the voice
MyCoo62: dude, NO one does
courtjester5000: my friend said tilio is jazzy though
MyCoo62: our search is seriously in vein
Werewolf Mikey: intravenious
MyCoo62: yeah, he's almost "too" soulful
MyCoo62: TILIO, do u have anything to offer??!?!
courtjester5000: we cant have dancers who are this shy...
TILIO J a z z: My soul.
courtjester5000: i need some serious cock touchage
MyCoo62: can u dance?
TILIO J a z z: It's worth like 8k tickets at Chuck E Cheese's
MyCoo62: i love touching little kids in the ball pit
MyCoo62: its like, WHOS BALLS ARE THESE?!?!
MyCoo62: YOU KNOW?1!?
TILIO J a z z: What do they look like?
courtjester5000: oh totally, i just grab for the blue ones
MyCoo62: fag
courtjester5000: then i look for ruby red assholes
MyCoo62: i look for the pink ones
MyCoo62: AND PUT MY DICK IN THEM
courtjester5000: whoever has a decent voice and can fuck onstage
courtjester5000: we need serious stage presence guys
MyCoo62: dude stop
MyCoo62: youre scaring them off
Werewolf Mikey: green with envy
Werewolf Mikey: too yellow to do anything about it
TILIO J a z z: Yellow?
TILIO J a z z: That's my rapper name.
courtjester5000: that could work...
MyCoo62: i mean, i fucked this one tryout, and his asshole started bleeding so bad, he just left....
MyCoo62: dude, we cant have that.
courtjester5000: give us a ditty tilio
courtjester5000: we need a resume from you
MyCoo62: seriously
courtjester5000: what kind of work have you done before?
Werewolf Mikey: yes
Werewolf Mikey: name all the jobs you've done
Werewolf Mikey: blow... hand?
courtjester5000: *rim shot*
MyCoo62: *blow*
MyCoo62: shit
TILIO J a z z: shit job.
courtjester5000: GUYS
courtjester5000: THAT COULD WORK
MyCoo62: HIRED
TILIO J a z z: May I shit on you.
TILIO J a z z: Pretty sir.
courtjester5000: oh man
MyCoo62: TOTALLY
courtjester5000: i think we've got ourselves a fourth member
MyCoo62: he's in
MyCoo62: one more...
courtjester5000: a fourth, throbbing member...
Wait Forever 00 has entered the room.
MyCoo62: god, he's so veiny
MyCoo62: i can feel it
Wait Forever 00 : hi
courtjester5000: i cant wait forever though
courtjester5000: oh hey
MyCoo62: OK, 5th member tryouts
Wait Forever 00 : you cant?
courtjester5000: what are you here for?
MyCoo62: wait, what u got??!
Wait Forever 00 : well, you dont have to
Werewolf Mikey: can you FILL the POSITION
Wait Forever 00 : yes
MyCoo62: dude, this is band tryouts
courtjester5000: i knew it
MyCoo62: GO
Wait Forever 00: YOUR MOM
MyCoo62: no
courtjester5000: ehh
Werewolf Mikey : horrible
MyCoo62: anything else?
courtjester5000: think more along the lines of... cock
MyCoo62 : hard ones
Wait Forever 00: hahaha im so funny because i said YOUR MOM
MyCoo62: no, you're not
Wait Forever 00 : gosh
TILIO J a z z: I shit on you in ANGER
Wait Forever 00 : im a comedic genius
TILIO J a z z: your distaste gives me diarrhea
Wait Forever 00 : YOUR
Wait Forever 00: MOM
MyCoo62: wait forever, you better produce quick
TILIO J a z z: Oh, excuse me.
TILIO J a z z: I shit on her too.
TILIO J a z z: Sorry about that.
courtjester5000: its ok
Wait Forever 00 : what words could be funnier than that
courtjester5000: you're in tilio
MyCoo62: TILIO is out
MyCoo62: hhahhaha
courtjester5000: a;sidlgkjasg
Wait Forever 00 : youre in
courtjester5000: BAND FEUD!!
« Back to Voyeur IM
You have just entered room "chat39308093881273897051."
Werewolf Mikey: hahahahahaha
Werewolf Mikey: good timing
courtjester5000: sadfasndgag
Werewolf Mikey: i'm D runk
MyCoo62: IN THAT MUTHA FUCKING HOUSE
MyCoo62: SAME
courtjester5000: *feeling left out already*
MyCoo62: im listening to irish music
courtjester5000: let's get some randoms in here
MyCoo62: do it
MyCoo62: lets act like a gay group
courtjester5000: like a gay chat room?
courtjester5000: or NSYNC?
MyCoo62: totally
MyCoo62: subtle at first
courtjester5000: lets be a boy band looking for a fourth member
courtjester5000: asd;igljas;lgkajsdfg
MyCoo62: askjdfhaskdf
courtjester5000: seriously
MyCoo62: im bass
Werewolf Mikey: every time we touch
Werewolf Mikey: i get this feeling
Werewolf Mikey: everytime we kiss I swear I can flyyyyyy
MyCoo62: hahahah
MyCoo62: OK, court is the lead
TILIO J a z z has entered the room.
MyCoo62: whats up dawg?1
courtjester5000: so guys, i dunno if anyone out there really HAS the voice
MyCoo62: dude, NO one does
courtjester5000: my friend said tilio is jazzy though
MyCoo62: our search is seriously in vein
Werewolf Mikey: intravenious
MyCoo62: yeah, he's almost "too" soulful
MyCoo62: TILIO, do u have anything to offer??!?!
courtjester5000: we cant have dancers who are this shy...
TILIO J a z z: My soul.
courtjester5000: i need some serious cock touchage
MyCoo62: can u dance?
TILIO J a z z: It's worth like 8k tickets at Chuck E Cheese's
MyCoo62: i love touching little kids in the ball pit
MyCoo62: its like, WHOS BALLS ARE THESE?!?!
MyCoo62: YOU KNOW?1!?
TILIO J a z z: What do they look like?
courtjester5000: oh totally, i just grab for the blue ones
MyCoo62: fag
courtjester5000: then i look for ruby red assholes
MyCoo62: i look for the pink ones
MyCoo62: AND PUT MY DICK IN THEM
courtjester5000: whoever has a decent voice and can fuck onstage
courtjester5000: we need serious stage presence guys
MyCoo62: dude stop
MyCoo62: youre scaring them off
Werewolf Mikey: green with envy
Werewolf Mikey: too yellow to do anything about it
TILIO J a z z: Yellow?
TILIO J a z z: That's my rapper name.
courtjester5000: that could work...
MyCoo62: i mean, i fucked this one tryout, and his asshole started bleeding so bad, he just left....
MyCoo62: dude, we cant have that.
courtjester5000: give us a ditty tilio
courtjester5000: we need a resume from you
MyCoo62: seriously
courtjester5000: what kind of work have you done before?
Werewolf Mikey: yes
Werewolf Mikey: name all the jobs you've done
Werewolf Mikey: blow... hand?
courtjester5000: *rim shot*
MyCoo62: *blow*
MyCoo62: shit
TILIO J a z z: shit job.
courtjester5000: GUYS
courtjester5000: THAT COULD WORK
MyCoo62: HIRED
TILIO J a z z: May I shit on you.
TILIO J a z z: Pretty sir.
courtjester5000: oh man
MyCoo62: TOTALLY
courtjester5000: i think we've got ourselves a fourth member
MyCoo62: he's in
MyCoo62: one more...
courtjester5000: a fourth, throbbing member...
Wait Forever 00 has entered the room.
MyCoo62: god, he's so veiny
MyCoo62: i can feel it
Wait Forever 00 : hi
courtjester5000: i cant wait forever though
courtjester5000: oh hey
MyCoo62: OK, 5th member tryouts
Wait Forever 00 : you cant?
courtjester5000: what are you here for?
MyCoo62: wait, what u got??!
Wait Forever 00 : well, you dont have to
Werewolf Mikey: can you FILL the POSITION
Wait Forever 00 : yes
MyCoo62: dude, this is band tryouts
courtjester5000: i knew it
MyCoo62: GO
Wait Forever 00: YOUR MOM
MyCoo62: no
courtjester5000: ehh
Werewolf Mikey : horrible
MyCoo62: anything else?
courtjester5000: think more along the lines of... cock
MyCoo62 : hard ones
Wait Forever 00: hahaha im so funny because i said YOUR MOM
MyCoo62: no, you're not
Wait Forever 00 : gosh
TILIO J a z z: I shit on you in ANGER
Wait Forever 00 : im a comedic genius
TILIO J a z z: your distaste gives me diarrhea
Wait Forever 00 : YOUR
Wait Forever 00: MOM
MyCoo62: wait forever, you better produce quick
TILIO J a z z: Oh, excuse me.
TILIO J a z z: I shit on her too.
TILIO J a z z: Sorry about that.
courtjester5000: its ok
Wait Forever 00 : what words could be funnier than that
courtjester5000: you're in tilio
MyCoo62: TILIO is out
MyCoo62: hhahhaha
courtjester5000: a;sidlgkjasg
Wait Forever 00 : youre in
courtjester5000: BAND FEUD!!
« Back to Voyeur IM
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