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"This sucks, I only know one guy with cystic fibrosis and he's a real asshole."
-Sean, on the wonders of fundraising
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About Atlas Jobinson
Hometown
Cincinnati
School
Ohio State University
At a Glance
I coined the term "conestoga" in reference to an un-circumcised penis. Check Urban Dictionary --- it's on there. If you don't know what a conestoga is or how it relates to an un-circumcised penis, well, then you sir (or ma'am) have not played enough Oregon Trail.
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-Prank-calling a televangelist who was selling a prayer cloth
