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- 7 Things I Want to See During the ApocalypseGUIDES AND LISTS | Wesley Jansen
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- Prepare for the Rapeocalypse: Rape Don't HurtHUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOCAMPUS | Jeff Gassen
- Two Drops in the Politically Incorrect BucketTALKING OUT OF TURN | Jessica Wachtel
- Drug War Heroes: An Interview with Mickey WolfBAD ACID | Mike Lamb
- KC for PresidentTHANK ME LATER | Casey Freeman
- Is Rick Ross Forming His Own Avengers?GAY FOR GIRLS | Yaro Shepherd
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- Brent Vanguard's Rapeocalypse Insurance ProgramBAD ACID | Mike Lamb
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Blogs
- Eschewing the Tip DrillCOURT JESTING | Court Sullivan
- Apex Predator > Breakfast BitchHALF DOLLAR REBEL | James Parkinson
- Goats: Harbingers of the RapeocalypseBLOGGING MOLLY | Molly Williams
- I Dream of a Better WorldBLACK TAR PROPHECIES | Copernicus Thunderbird
- Cthulhu's Crazy Christmas Party of Carnal Delights: The MusicalBLACK TAR PROPHECIES | Copernicus Thunderbird
- Four Signs of the Rapeocalypse: Michael Bay Wet-Dream EditionTHE PITT AND THE PENDULUM | Gavin Pitt
- A Soundtrack for the End of the Goddamn WorldBLACK TAR PROPHECIES | Copernicus Thunderbird
- Joss Whedon's Seventh AvengerHALF DOLLAR REBEL | James Parkinson
- 4 Signs of the Rapeocalypse: Chaos and VaginasWIKILEAK'D | Julian Asange
- Caligula was Right (Four Signs of the Rapeocalypse)VERNON HAS PERTINENT MUSINGS | Vernon Carter Ross
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Author	Comment	Article
Anonymous	Who know someone trying to	How to Write a Great Suicide Note
Kayleigh	Not everyone can pull them	What's With the Beard?
Molly Williams	Gideons International	Goats: Harbingers of the Rapeocalypse
Anonymous	Who let you out of the	Goats: Harbingers of the Rapeocalypse
Anonymous	A few ideas to add....if	How to Secretly Ruin Someone's Life

Tiff: Your hand is like a peach.
Mike: A peach? Why a peach?
Tiff: I don't know, talk to the hand.
-Tiff, talking to Mike in her sleep

Fordham University From Anonymous on October 14, 2011 | Link |

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