PumpyMcAss
- Instant Screening |
You
won't find a spinoff toy of this screenname in a McDonald's Happy
Meal anytime soon. Chances are, Pumpy left a steamy, gay sauna one
night and decided to hit up an AOL chatroom...but not without a
unique identity!
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NameScreener
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Invite this person to a chat with a few
of your friends. Make fun of him constantly. No one gets away with
"PumpyMcAss." |
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noskillguitar
- Instant Screening |
Normally screennames are reserved for positive attributes, warnings,
or inside jokes. This person is just here to let you know that he or
she has cannot play the guitar. Don't even ask. "FREEEEE
BIIIIIRDDD!!!!" Shutup.
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NameScreener
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Find out if this person has any redeeming
skills, since guitar is definitely out of the question. If you find
things like "Day 263: Still working on holding the strings all the
way down with my left hand" instead, shift into negative gear. Make
subtly demoralizing comments like, "Man, this guitar stuff is too
easy," and "Hey, you don't by any chance know the correct technique
for a sliding G7 power chord sequence do you? It's my second day on
guitar and I still can't get it :-( " |
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IamrealConor
- Instant Screening |
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you've ever had a problem with someone thinking you're just a
figment of their imagination, try addressing that person directly
with a screenname. Nothing says, "I am a living, breathing, human
being, not a robot or a computer or a 55-year-old convicted
pedophile with revoked computer privileges" like a screenname.
Remember this guys, in case your cyber-girlfriend ever makes a
screenname telling you she's not kidding, she's REAL, goddamnit! |
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NameScreener
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Saying you're sorry on IM for not
believing this buddy is a step in the right direction, but you'll
also need to write a sincere email apology after your conversation.
Sign it, "IamrealSorry." |
