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Funny Away Messages >> Sleep

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Bed, bed, and beyond.

Are your z's running? Um, you better go catch them.

The best thing about waking up with morning wood is knowing that without that kickstand, you might have rolled off your bed last night.

I was sleepin' like a baby until I saw you in my dream.

If you're reading this...I'm dead. Just kidding, I'm sleeping. But people do die in their sleep. Sweet dreams!

Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

Giving head to my pillow...
Ok done, now I'm going to sleep.

It's time for me to go to bed. Don't worry though, I'm not signing offline. That would be RIDICULOUS!

If only ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz..... was a real word, then I would kick ass at Scrabble. I'm asleep.

† Resting in peace. AIM-men.

If you were my covers, I'd be under you, extremely content, and not even faking.

I am three things right now: 1) Asleep, 2) Online, 3) A nerd because I'm asleep and online.

I'm asleep.  And if I were the arm-coverer on my t-shirt, I would be asleeve.  Either way, I've got myself covered.

I'm asleep on the keyboard, so if I respond to you that's just my face talking.

I've gone to bed, if I don't wake up in 43 hours, assume the best: I'm still sleeping.

Sleeping is like shopping with a leep instead of a hop.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....ebras....I hate zzzzzzzebras...

Catching up on my zee's.  ZEE'S NUTS!

Finally, some quality porno time. (Please read porno as SLEEP seeing as my delete button is broken.)

Mickey Rooney once said sleep was the opposite of being awake. Which may be true, except for his REAL name was Michael Rooney.

In class.  IN MY DREAMS!

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my soul to keep,
If I should die before I wake,
I'll cry in anguish, "Mistake!! Mistake!!"
 

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