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BRB...Iraq.
(Brought to you by George W. Bush)

BRB...unloading a few shares. (Brought to you by Martha Stewart and AIMClone)

BRB...depressed.
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BRB...awaiting trial. (Brought to you by Saddam Hussein)

BRB...going to hell.

BRB...getting over myself.

BRB...driving to Mexico.  [thanks Justin]

BRB...dropping the Cosby's, the Jefferson's, the Jackson Five, and the William's sisters off at the pool.  Uh-oh, here comes P. Diddy and the Bad Boy Family, I best be shitting!

BRB...rounding off infinity.

BRB...reinventing the wheel.

BRB...having some friends for dinner. (Brought to you by Hannibal Lector)

BRB...dropping the kids off at the pool. (Brought to you by Michael Jackson)

BRB...hiding.  (Brought to you by Osama Bin Laden)

BRB...alleviating world hunger.  (Brought to you by Sally Struthers)

BRB...I believe I can fly.  (Brought to you by R. Kelly)

BRB...striving for perfection.  (Brought to you by cheerleaders everywhere)

BRB...chemotherapy.

BRB...double bypass.

BRB...watching time fly.

BRB...reading War and Peace.

BRB...finishing college.

BRB...finishing high school.

BRB...passing out.

BRB...maturing.

BRB...assembling a low-grade nuclear reactor.

BRB...learning calligraphy on the keyboard.

BRB...watching the economy recover.

BRB...growing old with you.

BRB...untangling the World Wide Web.

BRB...writing a dissertation.

BRB...laying out.  [use this at night]

BRB...watching the stars.  [use this during the day]

BRB...using drugs.

BRB...becoming an overnight sensation.

BRB...saving one whale.

BRB...repairing my GPA.

BRB...building a reputation.

BRB...donating a kidney.  (Brought to you by a guy laying on ice in a bathtub somewhere)

BRB...getting married.

BRB...coming of age.

BRB...going to prison.

BRB...dry aging beef.

BRB...getting drunk.

BRB...constructing a meth lab.

BRB...going all out.