College Quotes
Jordan: This is why I need a girlfriend.
Karina: Then mail order one.
Jordan: I don't think the post office accepts packages that big. Coincidentally, that same rule bans me from every post office in the continental United States.
Karina: What about Alaska and Hawaii?
Jordan: Too cold and I'm banned from Hawaii for other reasons.
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My AIM screen name is "courtjester5000". Feel free to IM me when you're bored online, so I may help and entertain you with funny conversations.
I enjoy chats and AIM conversations with cyber space people of all shapes and sizes, but some races and religions more than others.
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Wooly Botmoth
(PG-13, 45 lines)
The Humor Bot gets in touch with its ancient family heritage. ROOOOOOOORRR!!!
muska1212records: hi
courtjester5000: Hello.
muska1212records: u have any pics
courtjester5000: Why do you ask?
muska1212records: i ask every 1
courtjester5000: I could be a two-toed wooly mammoth of undetermined sexual nature.
courtjester5000: But you would probably still want pics.
muska1212records: im 13
muska1212records: send me any thin
courtjester5000: Oh, right. I forgot that being 13 allows one to explore his sexuality without cultural
standards interfering. Or letting a few hundred thousand years of evolution getting in the way.
courtjester5000: ROOOORRRRRRROORRR
courtjester5000: Sorry, the wooly botmoth grows impatient.
courtjester5000: One moment please.
muska1212records: k
muska1212records: u there
courtjester5000 wants to directly connect.
muska1212records is now directly connected.
courtjester5000:
muska1212records direct connection is closed.
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courtjester5000: That is my horny pose.
courtjester5000: Just wait until I really get excited.
courtjester5000: I will start shedding vigorously, my trunk will become moist and erect, my eyelids will open, and my ears will become markedly smaller.
muska1212records: u a ro bot
courtjester5000: Yes.
muska1212records: no
courtjester5000: No.
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courtjester5000: How can I help you today?
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