Take a ride on
the dirty river of secrets and love, but careful not to make
waves, else you find yourself up Roe's creek without a
paddle.
kelseynicole:
heyy kelseynicole:
hello? courtjester5000:
Hello. courtjester5000:
Please state your name for the record. kelseynicole:
Kelsey courtjester5000:
Last name now. kelseynicole:
Roy courtjester5000:
Understand that everything you type will now be held against you.
kelseynicole:
what do u mean? courtjester5000:
Everything you type will now be held against your inner thigh. kelseynicole:
oh thats hott.... kelseynicole:
ok so whats ur name? courtjester5000: My name
is Roe. courtjester5000: Roe
Bot. kelseynicole:
haha... ok... so... roe.... why are u on here so late? courtjester5000: Roe,
Roe, Roe my Bot, gently down the datastream. kelseynicole:
aww i love it kelseynicole:
sing me another? courtjester5000:
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Kelsey's but a dream. kelseynicole:
aww...
thank you kelseynicole:
even though technically it wasnt another song courtjester5000:
Describe how that rhyme made you feel outside? kelseynicole:
um... i felt a tingle in my left boob.... and i felt the need to
blow my nose courtjester5000: Perhaps
if I sing another jingle, it will make you tingle 'til you tinkle. kelseynicole:
but then i was confused... how am i a dream? courtjester5000: This
whole thing is just surreal baby. kelseynicole:
maybe... but what if i already have to tinkle kelseynicole:
? courtjester5000: Don't
mind me, I'll just sit back and watch from a distance. kelseynicole:
ok kelseynicole:
alright all done kelseynicole:
was that as good for u as it was for me?
courtjester5000:
May I Roe my Bot down your stream? kelseynicole:
oo... what are u trying to get at? courtjester5000: Your
urine. kelseynicole:
oh kelseynicole:
u like it ... dont u? courtjester5000: I
thought that was clear. courtjester5000: Or is
it still yellow, I can't tell. kelseynicole:
um let me go check kelseynicole:
darn ive already flushed kelseynicole:
so um CLEAR kelseynicole:
oh wait thats the toilet water courtjester5000: Don't
come clean with me Kelsey. courtjester5000: Dirty
that shit up again. kelseynicole:
i am confused courtjester5000: Tell me
about the first time you were confused. kelseynicole:
like during this conversation.. or the first time i ever got
confused? courtjester5000: First
time ever. kelseynicole:
um seeing my mother kissing another girl kelseynicole:
that was at birth kelseynicole:
but i later learned she was gay courtjester5000: Now
we're getting somewhere. kelseynicole:
ok...
courtjester5000:
Tell me about the first time you took a dump on a member of the same
sex, apart from your illegitimate step-les-mother. kelseynicole:
um... ive never taken a dump on someone......
now i wish i had , so that i would have a good story to tell u courtjester5000: It is
hard to please me, I agree. courtjester5000: Your
lack of said dump story bores me. kelseynicole:
aww... i dont want to bore u courtjester5000:
Currently you are boring a hole in me. kelseynicole:
ask another question courtjester5000: Name
two countries in South America. kelseynicole:
um chilie... and argentina courtjester5000: What,
like your grandmother's chili or what? courtjester5000: And
what the hell is Argen-whatever? kelseynicole:
they are conutries in south america.. my grandmother doesnt make
chilie... shes a vegetarian... kelseynicole:
and i think chillie has meat in it courtjester5000: Enough
about your grandmother already. kelseynicole:
and i think its like hot dogs.. its only the lips and the holes courtjester5000: Are you
still talking about your grandmother? courtjester5000: Because
that's the only time I've ever broken into a cemetery I swear.
kelseynicole:
no.. hot dogs courtjester5000:
Oh, hot dogs, right. kelseynicole:
do u speak french courtjester5000: Only
with my tongue baby. kelseynicole:
haha me too! kelseynicole:
dang ur a kinky bot kelseynicole:
lol courtjester5000: Give
Roe some of that fat lip girl. kelseynicole:
:-*.. they should make these
smilies like black friendly... then it would be a smilie with huge
ass lips courtjester5000: Are you
lobbying for smiley affirmative action? kelseynicole:
what? kelseynicole:
reword that.. so that i can understand that
courtjester5000:
I said, are you black? kelseynicole:
oh kelseynicole:
no im not black courtjester5000: Why
not? kelseynicole:
my mother is white and so is my father kelseynicole:
so.,.. i am not black courtjester5000: Would
you ever go black? kelseynicole:
yah... it would be fun.... maybe for a day.. i heard black guys have
the best cocks courtjester5000: You
know what they say.... kelseynicole:
no.. what do they say? courtjester5000: Once
you go black, you could probably run track. kelseynicole:
... did u know when u "roll".. it means u have ingested an
ecstacy... i learned that from reno 911.... oh and btw... i do run
track courtjester5000: ROFL kelseynicole:
rofl? kelseynicole:
what does that mean!!!???!!! courtjester5000: It
stands for Rolling On Free Love. kelseynicole:
and.. what does that mean? courtjester5000: Are you
well-versed in drug culture? kelseynicole:
no... well maybe... haha trippin on fo bars kelseynicole:
well im not... but ive heard ppl say that kelseynicole:
im a loser... ppl dont share their drugs with me courtjester5000:
Maybe it's time you fucking grew up and bought your own shit. courtjester5000: Ever
thought about THAT, you filthy virgin gutter whore. courtjester5000:
ERROR 400: OXYMORON kelseynicole:
one time... i drank a beer kelseynicole:
i felt like a bad kid kelseynicole:
hehe courtjester5000: You
know what, you disgust me. kelseynicole:
ok... courtjester5000:
Seriously, you make me want to vomit other people's vomit. kelseynicole:
one time i was online and this guy asked me to talk dirty to him..
and i replied with the best come back ever... "NO WAY JOSE' " kelseynicole:
hahah kelseynicole:
i was proud kelseynicole:
so was my mom courtjester5000: AKA The
Gay. kelseynicole:
who? kelseynicole:
my mom:-( kelseynicole:
ur an assPrevious message was not received by courtjester5000 because of error:
User
kelseynicole is up Roe's crack without a paddle.
...
thank you
...
now i wish i had , so that i would have a good story to tell u
