College Quotes
Jordan: This is why I need a girlfriend.
Karina: Then mail order one.
Jordan: I don't think the post office accepts packages that big. Coincidentally, that same rule bans me from every post office in the continental United States.
Karina: What about Alaska and Hawaii?
Jordan: Too cold and I'm banned from Hawaii for other reasons.
-On special deliveries
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My AIM screen name is "courtjester5000". Feel free to IM me when you're bored online, so I may help and entertain you with funny conversations.
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(PG, 34 lines)Imagine learning that everything you say on AIM has already been said before. ...Said the Quote Machine's creator.
Bratz426:
hiBratz426: ????????hello?????????
Bratz426: ggggrrrr
courtjester5000: Said the ferocious grizzly bear.
Bratz426: 'grring' is a way to express anger
courtjester5000: Said the emotional grizzly bear.
Bratz426: lisen- i'll come over there and screw with you so you'lll be like 'pip pip cheerio,i do belive my bottom is throughly kicked now. i aplgogize for being such a piecs of crap, old chap'
Bratz426: and then i will kill you for being british
courtjester5000: Said Mr. Bean.
Bratz426: you'll join thoes losers when i bust your face open
courtjester5000: Said Stone Cold Steve Austin, as he turned to WWE announcer Bob Costas.
Bratz426: at least i know you won't attack me with your dictonary or amazing spelllng abilities
courtjester5000: Said Merriam Webster, as he combed through the C's for the 740,000th time.
Bratz426: don't you sleep with marriam webster Mr. Goth/
courtjester5000: Said Mrs. Webster, as the postwoman dropped off the mail at her doorstep.
Bratz426: no i ASKED smartz
courtjester5000: Said Jeeves, in an ironic twist of fate.
Bratz426: btw happy ron stoppable day
courtjester5000: Said the 4-way stop signs in unison.
Bratz426: your just moody cause your boobs are coming in
courtjester5000: Said Lindsey Lohan in response to Hilary Duff.
Bratz426: better lindsay lohan then hitting puberty
Bratz426: you know those scotchums?
courtjester5000: "No, but I sure know those scrotums!" Andy Dick replied.
Bratz426: ...m
Bratz426: k
courtjester5000: Said Mr. Mackey, as Southpark turned into an AIM Convo.
Bratz426: it seems as though i have angered y0ur massive collcti0n 0f nipples
courtjester5000: Said the farmer to the cow, following the implementation of the automated milking machine.
Bratz426:
Bratz426: that's me
courtjester5000: Said the fat cow herself.
Bratz426: ...
courtjester5000: Said the mute, in a common expression of speechlessness.
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