When someone
asks you who you are, you better tell them. Otherwise
they'll call their hardass cop cousin.
GiggLeyGurL055:
who are you courtjester5000:
I am your worst nightmare. GiggLeyGurL055:
really who is this??? courtjester5000:
Really, your dreams will come true. courtjester5000:
In the most horrible way possible.
GiggLeyGurL055:
ok
GiggLeyGurL055:
but you need to tell me or ill call the cops courtjester5000:
No wait, don't call the cops!
GiggLeyGurL055:
who is this??? courtjester5000:
Waaaait a second, you don't even know the cops phone number.
GiggLeyGurL055:
my cuzin is one and i can call his cells
GiggLeyGurL055:
and he will answer courtjester5000:
Your cousin leaves his phone on loud. courtjester5000: Even
though he's deaf.
GiggLeyGurL055:
no hes not courtjester5000:
Then why can I yell out his name and he doesn't answer?
GiggLeyGurL055:
what the hell if you knwo him whats his name courtjester5000:
Cop.
GiggLeyGurL055:
no his real name courtjester5000: Johnny
Law. GiggLeyGurL055:
no courtjester5000: Jake
McFake.
GiggLeyGurL055:
ugh courtjester5000: Dirty
Pig.
GiggLeyGurL055:
dude im calling now courtjester5000: Muddy
Pork Belly Bacon Fat.
GiggLeyGurL055:
what? courtjester5000:
OINK OINK LITTLE PIGGY.
GiggLeyGurL055:
ok courtjester5000:
Your cousin the clueless copper.
GiggLeyGurL055:
your gonna be
in so much trouble courtjester5000:
No wait, don't call him. courtjester5000:
I'm sorry!
GiggLeyGurL055:
who are you then GiggLeyGurL055:
or im calling courtjester5000:
Why don't you ask your stupid pig cop of a cousin?
GiggLeyGurL055:
fuck you im calling courtjester5000:
Tell me what he says...
GiggLeyGurL055:
he sai he cant do anything about it now but he will in like an hour courtjester5000:
By the way, one time I littered in front of your copper cousin and
he picked it up for me and threw it away. courtjester5000:
It was a used condom.
GiggLeyGurL055:
waitwhere do you live courtjester5000:
In Sex and the City.
GiggLeyGurL055:
well my cuzin is a cop in kimberly courtjester5000:
Tell him he better use two fresh condoms then, 'cause I was all up
in Kimberly once and it was nasty.
GiggLeyGurL055:
ok
GiggLeyGurL055:
lol
GiggLeyGurL055:
who you all fuck then courtjester5000:
I fuck over coppers like your pigface 5-0 cousin.
GiggLeyGurL055:
ok courtjester5000:
One time, I asked your cousin for his baton, then I covered it in
peanut butter and beat him over the head with it. courtjester5000: Talk
about a sticky situation... he was licking that baton clean for half
an hour before he could go back on duty.
GiggLeyGurL055:
ok courtjester5000:
Tell your cousin I'll see him in 45 minutes. courtjester5000:
Don't forget the lube!
GiggLeyGurL055:
hes on duty right now courtjester5000: Tell
him I'll "meet him at the back door." courtjester5000: He'll
know what I mean.
