College Quotes
Andy: Now if any of you are a renaissance scholar....yes, Rob.
Rob: Okay, when you say renaissance scholar, do you mean someone with an education of the renaissance, or a scholar from the renaissance? Because I'm pretty sure the latter is impossible without a time machine.
-On being wise beyond your years
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My AIM screen name is "courtjester5000". Feel free to IM me when you're bored online, so I may help and entertain you with funny conversations.
I enjoy chats and AIM conversations with cyber space people of all shapes and sizes, but some races and religions more than others.
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Circle of Trust
(PG, 85 lines)AIM is such an impersonal environment. That's why it's important to strengthen bonds with people you thought you already knew.
FootballHB26: who da heck is dis
courtjester5000: This is Jeffrey.
FootballHB26: o0o
FootballHB26: wut skoo do u go to??
courtjester5000: Listen, I have something important to ask you...
FootballHB26: umm
FootballHB26: ok
courtjester5000: Will you answer me truthfully?
FootballHB26: yea
FootballHB26: .........
courtjester5000: I feel like I need to build some trust with you first.
FootballHB26: just tell me the Q.
courtjester5000: Can we do some trust-building activities?
FootballHB26: how old r u first
courtjester5000: I am 15.
FootballHB26: okk
courtjester5000: Ok, first let's do the trust fall.
FootballHB26: ok
FootballHB26: how r we goin to do dat
courtjester5000: Ok, when I leave the end off of a word, I want you to finish it for me.
courtjester5000: Ready?
FootballHB26: i guess
FootballHB26: yea
courtjester5000: So last week, I was getting a hand__ from this fine bit__.
courtjester5000: Catch me!
FootballHB26: job
FootballHB26: ch
FootballHB26: like dat??
FootballHB26: or no
courtjester5000: Wow, I honestly feel like I could trust you at this point.
FootballHB26: wtf
FootballHB26: ok
courtjester5000: But I also feel we need to continue our activity set.
courtjester5000: Since we said we would.
FootballHB26: wait wut is dis for??
FootballHB26: i guess
courtjester5000: I forget, but that's not important.
courtjester5000: Let's continue.
FootballHB26: y??
FootballHB26: dude
FootballHB26: iono
courtjester5000: Now, it is time for secret telling.
FootballHB26: wtf
FootballHB26: dude
FootballHB26: no
FootballHB26: how old r u seriously
courtjester5000: Seriously, you're losing major trust points here.
courtjester5000: Now you don't even believe that I am 15.
courtjester5000: What happened to us?
courtjester5000: What happened to our trust walk?
FootballHB26: i kno ur not 15 cause a 15year old would not b talkin bout a trust thingy
FootballHB26: so yea
FootballHB26: ur not 15
FootballHB26: i kno dat
courtjester5000: I feel as though we are drifting apart and only an emotional outpouring can help us at this point.
courtjester5000: Let's just say how we feel right now.
FootballHB26: oo and whos briana??
FootballHB26: how bout no
courtjester5000: Briana, good.
courtjester5000: I was just thinking about you, Justin.
FootballHB26: show justin??
FootballHB26: how*
FootballHB26: nvm
FootballHB26: whos*
courtjester5000: Please don't make this any harder on us.
FootballHB26: dude wtf is goin on
courtjester5000: Let's just go our separate ways.
FootballHB26: no
FootballHB26: wait
courtjester5000: Please....
FootballHB26: whos jsutin??
courtjester5000: I used to trust you Justin.
courtjester5000: Now it's just Jeffrey trapped in a helpless box of lies...
FootballHB26: who da hack is justin??
FootballHB26: and where do u live??
courtjester5000: Just stop, I can't go on like this.
FootballHB26: heck*
FootballHB26: no really
FootballHB26: who is dat guy??
courtjester5000: Goodbye.
FootballHB26: i wanna kno
FootballHB26: cus im josh
FootballHB26: go stupid biznatch
courtjester5000: Wait, Josh?
courtjester5000: Sorry, wrong IM.
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