How Facebook’s Dislike Button Will Lead to the Downfall of Humanity
In a long-awaited announcement, Mark Zuckerberg has finally introduced the dislike button. Here's how this dangerous move will cost us everything we loved.
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7 of the Most Stupidly Expensive, Recently Sold Items on eBay
Ebay's most useful feature, outside of actually buying and selling things, is the "highest first" price filter for item searches. Welcome to the lifestyles of the rich and dumb.
How the Internet Ruined Hot Dogs for Everyone
According to the internet, hot dogs are trying to kill everyone. But how much merit does the viral news of the hot dog's tendency to cancerify children's bodies carry?
Please Donate to My Kickstarter So I Can Buy a Hot Tub
The goal of my Kickstarter is to accrue enough money to purchase a full-sized hot tub and have it installed in my studio apartment so I can bring in a flock of new friends.
Hitler Takes a Facebook Quiz
While establishing his brand on Twitter, Pinterest, and Snapchat, the Fuhrer also uses Facebook as a marketing tool. During a recent boredom spell, he even took a quiz.
It’s 2015 and I Don’t Use Twitter
“You’re not on Twitter!?” People look at me like I still have Tom in my Top 8. Suddenly I’m Stone Age, old school, even a little rebellious. I’m an outcast, a recluse.
Twitter Translations: College Girl Edition
If you're not a seasoned veteran of the Twitter streets then some of these girls' tweets might be hard to decipher. Here's a guide for beginners.
Dante’s eFerno: The 9 Levels of Internet Hell for Social Media Sinners
Learn from the mistakes of the tormented souls you will see on this tour of Internet Hell, or risk paying your next visit not as a guest, but with an account.
Otto Querrec, Founder of AutoCorrect, Defends His Existence
I twist nicknames into erotica. I randomly default to German. I'm a quirky invisible playmate. I graduated college with a major AND a minor. I rule your iPhone.
#Hashtags Are Where It’s @
The @ and # symbols should find another world to confuse. Tweet about this and include #everybody @ planet Earth. You will get retweeted. But don’t expect any Likes.
Three Tips for Maximizing Your Twitter Experience
Make a pact with yourself to send 10,000 tweets every day. Write down this goal on paper and put it some place where you will see it every day, such as your bathroom.
Listen Up, Period C Lunch: I AM A TWITTER GOD!
Principal Legree, you hold three college degrees, but have only a pathetic 583 followers. And you claim to rule me? I OWN WESTWOOD HIGH SCHOOL NOW.