How Guys Flirt with Girls on Social Media
A man's guide to navigating the murky waters of liking, poking, chatting, texting, calling, and friending in order to procure a non-random second interaction.
Tag: Tech
The Perfect Chain Letter, Part 3
My friend Thomas received this email and sent it to only 4 of his friends. Guess what happened? All 4 were kidnapped and abused by uneducated, drunk carnival workers.
10 Ways to Make Your Facebook Profile Sexier
It's time you embrace social networking, and use Facebook the way all exceptional people do: to get laid. Here's some research to make your profile sexier.
The Dubious Legacy of Super Mario
Some would say Mario is more influential than Jesus and Paul McCartney combined. The Italian plumber who looks suspiciously Mexican has gone thru many phases.
7 Colossal Failures at Animal Cuteness on the Internet
Failing to catch your baby or tiny animal being cute is like going into the kitchen to make instant ramen, and setting fire to the sink. Here are seven failures.
Introducing the New GoogleCat
Cats are great. They're cute, they're cuddly, and they do funny things. But GoogleCat is everything your cat will never be.
How Technology is Ruining Your Relationship
It's almost impossible to have a proper relationship anymore, thanks to technological advancements. If you're in a relationship you may want to look away now.
Stop Posting About Your Kids on Facebook, Part 3
I've done my best this year to try and avoid the Facebook narcissism that endlessly infiltrates my news feed, only to find that it is physically impossible, thus Part 3.
20 Realistic Inspirational Quotes for Your Email Signature
Most of the emails you send on a daily basis contain absolutely no thoughts that could be considered "profound." So stop using ridiculously unrealistic inspirational quotes.
Ecce Homo Restoration Fail Now On Twitter “New Jesus”
New Jesus: I have been restored.
The Time I Accidentally Started a Religion Because Facebook Doesn’t Get Sarcasm
When asked to describe my religious beliefs when I first joined Facebook, I simply typed the sentence, "It involves spaceships and LSD." Now I'm the founding prophet.
The First Ever Honest Dating Profile
I will outline all the terrible attributes that make me a bad person and suggest the underlying psychological reasons why I am perpetually alone. This will save us time I promise.