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Jared Smith lives in Atlanta. His writing has appeared in McSweeney's, Marx and Philosophy, Philosophiegeschichte und logische Analyse, and other such humorous places. He has won pub trivia on three continents.

Comedy Writing

Liam Neeson and Donald Trump on the phone from the movie Taken

Donald Trump’s Patent Application for Liam Neeson’s Monologue from “Taken”

The president needs a a speech you say into a phone, so the bad guy knows, by the end of the movie, he's going to bite it. Big time!

by Jared Smith
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January 23, 2018

How Kleenex Developed Its Most Extreme Tissue: Chipotle Explosion

Your regular tissue box might wet your grandma's panties, but that cardboard facade couldn't begin to contain the Chipotle Explosion, our most intense tissue ever.

by Jared Smith
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July 10, 2017

You Didn’t Get the Job, But I Think We’d Make Great Friends

Unfortunately, we've decided to go a different way. But we honestly did enjoy our conversation and I was wondering, do you want to hang out sometime?

by Jared Smith
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May 17, 2017

Tinder Feature Request: Emergency Unswipe-Right for Cousins

I’m sitting at work, swiping right like I have a muscle spasm and three women have gone by when I begin to ask myself, was that Megan?

by Jared Smith
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March 29, 2017