I Am a Giant Asteroid Heading Towards Earth After the Horror Show That Was 2016: Ask Me Anything!
Soon I'll be eliminating all life on Earth, and there's nothing I can do to change course unfortunately. Any questions?
Soon I'll be eliminating all life on Earth, and there's nothing I can do to change course unfortunately. Any questions?
Combines superior audio quality, advanced technology, and sterling highlights from Michael Keaton’s nearly 40 years in Hollywood!
Mom, Dad, this is your official notice that you are no longer in charge of my childhood photos and videos. Please turn them over immediately.
I know you're busy with your groovy friends probably listening to rap music, but your old man just thought he'd check in!
A spur-of-the-moment party saves desperate, lonely man Danny Aleman from social oblivion and family patheticism.
It was on my twelfth “cheat” sign-in to a dating site when I saw something that seemed utterly impossible: I matched with myself.
I had forgotten one important factor that may determine the outcome of my business: when it comes to work, I suffer from dissociative identity disorder.
There's no way I entered this incorrectly; I watched myself do it the right way ten times now. Why would I get my password wrong? It's MY password.
With so many email sign-offs to choose from, none of which bear any relation to the way you talk in real life, even to ladybirds and Mormons, which should you opt for?
Amazon Prime Baby uses an algorithm designed to evaluate parental fitness based on Amazon order history as a means to simplify the process of infant acquisition.
1946 is going to be a good year for us, my blessed family. Because with the last of our savings I've purchased us a state of the art home computer!
Clocking in at 512 words, 10 Cloverfield Lane's word count is appropriate for its genre, however its denouement paragraph does linger a bit too long.