Course Materials/Payment: Double Baconator with large fry OR Pack of cigs (Camel preferred) OR 6-pack of Miller Lite
Are you picturing the powder keg? Think back to the last time you went out to sea and needed to bring a large amount of gunpowder.
Art Projects on the Walls of My Child’s Daycare Which Have Made Me Suspect the Teachers May Be Experiencing Bouts of Existential Despair
Babies' forearm prints all turned into leeches crawling around a fetid pond.
Dr. Ellis is not worrying about grading papers or summoning a hoard of lizard monsters for Gork the Lizard King.
Come on, these kids only have so much grit before they get completely fatigued.
Do not, under any circumstances, throw a bowling ball at Mrs. Heathridge.
- O Captain! My Captain! - Please get off the desk.
Our Tallest 2nd Grader: I mean, have you seen this kid? He can even spell “tyrannosaur.” Anyway, he’ll be teaching AP Bio.
For PE period, Mr. Smith will lead you in a round of mumblety peg, which he informs us has something to do with knife-throwing! Zany!
Rock Star Teachers, I Am So Freaking Sorry to Be Writing You a Superfluous Email but I Have a Small Favor
What do you want me to say? That I'm sorry for sending an email when your mental energy is devoted to teaching during a pandemic? I am.
Letter from the Principal: Roosevelt Middle School Teachers, Avoid These Words for a Successful School Year
Uranus: It’s a planet, but you don’t have to mention every last one. Say, “Earth, Jupiter, Saturn, Venus, Neptune, Mercury, Mars, and so on.”
And no matter what you, other teachers, or the PTA may say, this has nothing to do with my film's complete rejection from festivals nationwide.