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Do not, under any circumstances, throw a bowling ball at Mrs. Heathridge.

- O Captain! My Captain! - Please get off the desk.

Our Tallest 2nd Grader: I mean, have you seen this kid? He can even spell “tyrannosaur.” Anyway, he’ll be teaching AP Bio.

For PE period, Mr. Smith will lead you in a round of mumblety peg, which he informs us has something to do with knife-throwing! Zany!

What do you want me to say? That I'm sorry for sending an email when your mental energy is devoted to teaching during a pandemic? I am.

Uranus: It’s a planet, but you don’t have to mention every last one. Say, “Earth, Jupiter, Saturn, Venus, Neptune, Mercury, Mars, and so on.”

And no matter what you, other teachers, or the PTA may say, this has nothing to do with my film's complete rejection from festivals nationwide.

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Class had started, but half the students wouldn’t show up until 13:10.

- An important work of literature is being discussed. You have not read it. - You are mostly silent.

- Anecdote about resilience of human spirit - Science faculty smug whenever vaccine is mentioned

Turn on a television set in a dark room, dial into a channel that only plays static, and place both your palms against the glass.

Help: Never be afraid to ask for help. Some couples go to a marital counselor for help. Help.