What Your Drink Order Says About Your Teaching Career
10th-grade math teacher: Once a year, on your birthday, you drink a full pint of vodka, walk into your closet, and scream.
Tag: Teachers
I Know My Students Use ChatGPT Because I Am Not This Good of a Teacher
I still don’t even really know what an em dash is. Or care to know for that matter.
A Referance Lettr 4 my Firrst Grayde Teecher 4 Ur Aplebeeez Summr Brake Serving Job
Her name is Miss S and she would be sucha goood servr cuz she is soo good at teeching me about all kind of stuff.
Last Night I Dreamt All People Joined Hands in Peace with My Old Gym Teacher
People of all nations, races, and creeds forgot their differences and grabbed hands with, randomly, my middle school gym teacher. But it totally felt normal that she was there, if that makes any sense?
Uncle Steve’s Offensive Driving Course for Young Drivers: A Syllabus
Course Materials/Payment: Double Baconator with large fry OR Pack of cigs (Camel preferred) OR 6-pack of Miller Lite
It Helps to Think of Europe as a Powder Keg, a Thing We Can All Picture
Are you picturing the powder keg? Think back to the last time you went out to sea and needed to bring a large amount of gunpowder.
Art Projects on the Walls of My Child’s Daycare Which Have Made Me Suspect the Teachers May Be Experiencing Bouts of Existential Despair
Babies' forearm prints all turned into leeches crawling around a fetid pond.
What Your Liberal Arts College Professors Are Really Doing for Summer Vacation
Dr. Ellis is not worrying about grading papers or summoning a hoard of lizard monsters for Gork the Lizard King.
We Didn’t Work Very Hard on This Elementary School Concert
Come on, these kids only have so much grit before they get completely fatigued.
Please Stop Acting Weird About the Dunk Tank
Do not, under any circumstances, throw a bowling ball at Mrs. Heathridge.
What I Thought My First Year of Teaching High School Would Be Like vs. What It Was Actually Like
- O Captain! My Captain! - Please get off the desk.
Your School District’s Superintendent Introduces His Top Ten New Substitute Teachers
Our Tallest 2nd Grader: I mean, have you seen this kid? He can even spell “tyrannosaur.” Anyway, he’ll be teaching AP Bio.