A Teacher Weaves His Marital Strife into His Second Grade Spelling Lesson
Help: Never be afraid to ask for help. Some couples go to a marital counselor for help. Help.
Help: Never be afraid to ask for help. Some couples go to a marital counselor for help. Help.
It was never clear what subject he was supposed to be teaching, since on our schedules it was spelled in mysterious runes that burned your eyes.
The grocery store is like a math classroom come to life. This fact is true even as the global food supply chain crumbles.
I would like the board to be aware and consider the fact that my house is a piece of garbage and I am rotting inside of it.
For starters, many of you have been attending parties. We told you not to do that! We thought you’d listen to us.
My role is basically the same as that of a principal except I don’t know how to run a school and I own 15% of its graduates’ earnings in perpetuity.
Now, I should say that I don’t speak Spanish, but I do speak un poquito Spanish. Is that bueno with everyone?
You must create a class that can be started online, moved to in-person, then back online, all simultaneously. You have the weekend to figure it out.
Watch “Multiplication, Division, and YOU!” There is no link, so you, a third-grader, will need to do a Google video search and hope for the best.
AT A PASTRY SHOP: “While I do appreciate this lemon meringue pie—it’s very sweet, which is fun for a dessert if that’s what you’re going for."
What could be more healthy than taking a spelling test while boulders—such as the one that just flattened Senator Constantine—fall from the sky?
How many of you have dogs who display selective aggression towards people of races other than your own? Everyone again. Frustrating, isn’t it?