“Bite the bullet!” -- I am directing Rambo 6 and Sylvester Stallone is being very disobedient.
If in doubt, release a canary (oh, you should bring a canary) into a ventilation shaft and observe it carefully.
One credit card point can be worth 1.3 to 1.7 cents. I tried explaining this to my wife, but she was on a work call and I don’t think she really took it in.
Before your friend has the chance to say, “How’ve you been?” grab all three of you into a hug and take selfies.
The song’s not even that long. Like 25 lines tops. This shouldn’t be that hard. Why is it so hard?
- Your phone’s insistence that you can’t take pictures until you delete stuff. - Your phone’s refusal to agree that deleting 32 pictures was enough.
What I Plan to Do This Weekend, Knowing a 23-Ton Piece of Space Debris Is Expected to Crash Randomly into the Planet
I will still go to the farmer’s market, but I will definitely be glancing at the sky and looking for anything that looks like it might crash into me.
First, close your eyes and allow yourself to settle in. If you are bound or gagged, or both, do not fight it.
There is no need to fixate on future problems before they arise by preemptively discussing a plan for an emergency situation which may never occur.
We don’t care about fingernails. Well, we kind of care that they’re clean, but we don’t file, buff, color, or cover them up with fake nails.
I seem to have sat at a desk that was positioned in front of a “shit ton of Nerf guns.” Actually, 33 to be exact.
Would you rather send that one email you have to send for work today, or deep clean all the grout in your entire home?