Idioms and the Recurring Nightmares That Make Me Shout Them as I Wake Up
“Bite the bullet!” -- I am directing Rambo 6 and Sylvester Stallone is being very disobedient.
Tag: Stress
So Your Office Has Been Reclaimed by Wilderness
If in doubt, release a canary (oh, you should bring a canary) into a ventilation shaft and observe it carefully.
Credit Card Points: Your Key to the Ultimate Post-Pandemic Vacation
One credit card point can be worth 1.3 to 1.7 cents. I tried explaining this to my wife, but she was on a work call and I don’t think she really took it in.
7 Ways to Act Cool When Your Friend Bumps Into a Friend
Before your friend has the chance to say, “How’ve you been?” grab all three of you into a hug and take selfies.
Bob Dylan’s Internal Monologue the Day He Wrote “Wigwam”
The song’s not even that long. Like 25 lines tops. This shouldn’t be that hard. Why is it so hard?
21 Things You Can Blame on the Microchip Shortage
- Your phone’s insistence that you can’t take pictures until you delete stuff. - Your phone’s refusal to agree that deleting 32 pictures was enough.
What I Plan to Do This Weekend, Knowing a 23-Ton Piece of Space Debris Is Expected to Crash Randomly into the Planet
I will still go to the farmer’s market, but I will definitely be glancing at the sky and looking for anything that looks like it might crash into me.
A Guided Meditation for the Big Sleep
First, close your eyes and allow yourself to settle in. If you are bound or gagged, or both, do not fight it.
Your In-Flight Guide to Self-Care in the Unlikely Event of an Emergency
There is no need to fixate on future problems before they arise by preemptively discussing a plan for an emergency situation which may never occur.
Join Our Group and Say “Nuh-Uh!” and Reject Personal Beauty Routines as Social Constructs
We don’t care about fingernails. Well, we kind of care that they’re clean, but we don’t file, buff, color, or cover them up with fake nails.
A Quick Note About Those Nerf Guns (Not Mine) that Everyone Saw
I seem to have sat at a desk that was positioned in front of a “shit ton of Nerf guns.” Actually, 33 to be exact.
Would You Rathers After a Year in Quarantine
Would you rather send that one email you have to send for work today, or deep clean all the grout in your entire home?