I Created the Flavor Profiles for This Craft Coffee Roastery, and I Definitely Didn’t Make Them All Up
I definitely didn't come up with the flavor profile for this roast after I bought Starburst at a Hudson News in the SeaTac Airport.
I definitely didn't come up with the flavor profile for this roast after I bought Starburst at a Hudson News in the SeaTac Airport.
Now I’m halfway to the table, and this bowl is burning my fucking hands off.
A pretty solid memory of that "Boy Meets World" episode where Cory’s mom gives birth to his younger brother.
Sleep hacks to help you wake up feeling rested, refreshed, and less dreadful about the eternal damnation of your soul.
If you’re wondering, in the moment you wait for me to land in Street View, I howl through the mesosphere, engulfed in flame.
People are buying your data. What people? Well, maybe not people in general, but definitely the hideous creature you created.
The suspicion that we are all just cogs in a hyper-capitalist machine — SANDALWOOD
Has that ever happened to you? Where your body is moving but your mind starts to dissociate? I bought party hats! Who wants one?
I am going to yell into a pillow. I am going to scream in an empty car. I am going to throw a full tantrum in the grocery store cereal aisle.
Winkler Field in Saratoga: I’m sorry I repeatedly yelled, “I want that kid checked for steroids, he’s a steroid junkie” after a player hit a double.
You are pressing the button so hard that the spring mechanism has failed. Please stop pressing someone else’s button.
Did You Know? "Stress Ball" is indirectly responsible for the death of ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛!