How to Style Curly Hair in Fourteen Perfectly Reasonable Steps
Look up “detoxifying.” And “curl pattern.” And “Keri Russell in Felicity,” before she cut her hair, just so you have an unattainable ideal.
Tag: Stress
The Ways People Can Get Started with Online Slots
A clear, beginner-friendly breakdown of how online slots work, what features matter, and how to play thoughtfully without getting overwhelmed.
Valentine Preparedness Advisory and Emergency Response Protocol
Romantic pressure systems are likely to develop in the coming weeks and residents are encouraged to remain calm, plan ahead, and avoid unnecessary exposure.
What I Imagine a Cyclist Thinks Will Happen If They Don’t Wear Their Skin-Tight Outfit
When I explain to them that this has never happened before and it’s only because I’m not wearing the proper attire, they laugh even harder.
There Will Never Be a Sale This Good Until Next Week
Now there’s only 12 hours, 53 minutes, and 16 seconds left! Can’t you feel the gravity of this situation? Better get that CVV number quick!
Anxious Gift Givers: What They Say vs. What They Mean
I fear both your and your golden retriever’s rejection. The gift receipt to the anthropomorphic hot dog chew toy is my only source of comfort.
The Card Reader Talks Back
And were you born a frigid bitch or did life’s small cruelties mold you into one?
If You’re Anything Like Me
If you’re like me, you also have compassion and empathy. So when you realize the traffic is because of a major collision, you go from frustrated to concerned.
The Rules of Modern Phone Etiquette, by a Totally Healthy Introvert
Don’t Leave a Voicemail: Voicemails are a dusty artifact from the days before text messaging.
I Am Totally Comfortable with This Awkward Silence
But if I nod, I may agree to something I strongly disagree with. Like that the world is flat or that black licorice is delicious.
Why Isn’t That Thing I’ve Been Putting Off Doing Already Done?
Can’t you see how clean my oven is? How filed my taxes are? How very walked my dog is? And yet, the thing is still not done.
Can I Tour Your Bathroom? It’s an Emergency
As my dearest mother used to say: "You can tell a lot about an apartment by their lobby’s bathroom."