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The profession is not without risks. The first electric blanket took ten years to develop and three pro nappers suffered burns.

She has experienced the perfect amount of sexual oppression and shame to properly teach your daughters about their growing bodies.

I did see you knock a few cups off of my counter, but that was only because I took a break from my constant sobbing.

Am I OK? What do you care? You’re just thinking, “Did anyone like the bikini pic I posted at the pool before I ALMOST KILLED MY BEST FRIEND?”

Huh, the state beverage of Delaware is also milk! That’s okay. We can drink milk in more than one state!

“Yo! You must be the new year!?” said 2020, seeming to come out of nowhere. “Welcome to Calendar Corp."

Embroidery: Alex showed creativity and initiative by choosing to embark on this task but quit immediately upon realizing that it is difficult.

As soon as I step away from my phone for two minutes, I come back to 8,700 unread messages. There’s no way I can keep up with it.

An infuriating but addicting premise, "Emily in Hot Water" chronicles the Atlantic Ocean’s journey to temperatures not seen in at least 2,900 years.

If you need big words to have fun, or are using five or six big words before breakfast, then you might have a problem.

Edward Scissorhands is a revered cultural icon and I'm just a smelly, obscure German freak. The hypocrisy is unreal.

We promise you'll still be able to throw horns while enjoying all your favorite affordable tribute bands like The Pho Fighters and Avenged Onefold.