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Don’t invite Glug if you are having his former mate Praki who dumped him for that Neanderthal with the wheel.

Geoff’s been out here slingin’ Coors Light at double-A ballgames for longer than most of these white coat jokers been alive.

You dropped out of law school to travel around the world “like an Australian.” I knew this was the beginning of something special.

We would like to apologize to some of our team members for leaving them off our initial list: Kyle in shipping, our office temp Brayden, and Aquaman.

We know you're eager to get back to inconsistent monthly visits to your 87-year-old father and checking your watch and sighing the entire time.

I know that our omni-everything boss is obsessed with blood metaphors, but this seems a bit gratuitous.

It consists of wearing a bespoke suit, carrying a pocket watch, looking through binoculars, and having a staunch belief that America peaked in 1948.

It was never my intention to glamorize having lots of sex with beautiful women and I'm sorry if it came across that way.

I wouldn’t know what to do with multi-book deals and movie rights and reprint rights and the avalanche of capital from being on the bestseller list.

If someone had asked me before I found her who Amelia Earhart was, I would have asked “Who?” unsuspiciously.

Concocting a knuckle sandwich is a delicacy in itself, and should be taken with care.

I woke up early. It doesn’t mean I experience the world differently. Coffee sometimes courses through my veins like a horse on EPO.