My Preschooler or Jesus in the Infancy Gospel of Thomas?
His mother asketh him to get milk for he hath complained of thirst: but he drew in mischief a bottle of Sonoma Coast Chardonnay she loved dearly.
Tag: Quizzes
What Can We Expect from the Next Installment of “Sex and the City”?
Carrie’s new side hustle is: A) Monetizing her signature monologues with a TED Talk! B) Renting out rooms in her apartment on Airbnb.
Subway Restaurant or Subway Transportation?
There is a half-eaten sub sandwich on the ground. It looks like it has been there for some time. / You're here because you wanted to go "green."
Can You Decipher the Shakespeare Play from Its Clickbait Title?
“This Isn’t Disney’s Magic Kingdom: Top 10 Do’s and Don’ts When Shipwrecked on the Island of a Vengeful Sorcerer”
Sufjan Stevens Song or Drug-Free Approach to Pain Management?
Good for your health either way. (This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration or Pitchfork Media.)
Quiz: Which “Sex and the City” Character Are You? And Don’t Lie, We’ll Know
Question 3: You and the gals are out on the town when a guy you have a crush on starts hitting on one of your friends. What’s your move?
Is It a Baby, a Small Dog, or Something Else Entirely in That Stroller/Reversible Bassinet/All-In-One Travel System?
While doing a forward bend in the local park, you smell… A) Doggy breath B) Baby poop C) Your name being added to a new Slack channel
Manic Pixie Dream Girl or Actual Pixie, Tinker Bell?
Main priority is to help a childish man learn to accept responsibility and find happiness. / Likes to wear tube tops and/or bright mini skirts.
Iconic Rom-Com Scene or Real Life Stalker?
After she breaks up with him, appears outside her window in a trench coat. With a boombox blaring the iconic song she lost her virginity to.
The McRib Sandwich or My Absent Father?
Very hard to get a hold of. / Rarely available but never disappears forever. / Covered in BBQ sauce.
Joe Biden’s Real Campaign Schedule or My Joe Biden Fanfiction?
Joe takes me out onto the balcony, places his strong, soft hands on my cheeks and whispers softly in my ear, “Amtrak.” We make love under the moon.
Hallmark Channel Original Movie or Firsthand Account of the Battle of Gettysburg?
These two American staples have a lot in common: trials, tribulation, love, even amputation. How many will you get right?