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Beau Gantz Columbus

"Don't encourage him." - my family, friends, teachers and therapist, several occasions. Professional 16 year old.

Comedy Writing

baby in a fedora

List: Top Ten Reasons My Fedora Is Better than Your Ugly-Ass Baby

My fedora is almost always silent, but your kid starts screaming just because I flick him in both his eyes? Toughen up, Henry.

by Beau Gantz
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November 10, 2021

a guy is curious

Quiz: Do You Guys Hate Me?

If you were planning one of the many parties I assume you have without me, would you: A) Invite me! B) Neglect me!

by Beau Gantz
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March 16, 2021

NYC Subway Restaurant ad in the subway tunnel

Quiz: Subway Restaurant or Subway Transportation?

There is a half-eaten sub sandwich on the ground. It looks like it has been there for some time. / You're here because you wanted to go "green."

by Beau Gantz
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January 20, 2021