Are You Getting LASIK Surgery or Starring in a Cheap Porn?
- You just met the person who will be intimately probing your body - Several people and bright lights surround you
Tag: Quizzes
Did You Stumble into an Alt-Right Rally or My Sock Drawer?
- By far the most popular style: crew cut. - You never imagined that one place could contain so many worn-out heels.
What Do These Cliches Really Mean?
3. Time heals all wounds. a. True b. False c. Depends on the wound. d. Depends on the day.
Coronavirus or Cotton-Eyed Joe?
Known for ruining weddings Feels very repetitive, and makes it seem like you’…
Did You Fall in Love at First Sight or In a Kiddie Pool Full of KFC Gravy?
- You felt a warm and spicy thick wave crash over you. - Everyone else at the KFC Summer Family Fun Fest faded away.
Are You Dating a Fuckboy or a Cicada?
- You don’t really know what he does all day. - He has a lot of defense mechanisms from his childhood. - He woos with music.
Who Said “I Can’t Get Over It”?
- A woman whose boyfriend just proposed to her on the football stadium’s Jumbotron - A really bad hurdler - Moses without a staff
Quotes from Couple’s Counseling or Tweets from Indians Criticizing Their Government?
“You’re making me gasp in bed for the wrong reasons.” “Lately, our pictures on Facebook have been less than flattering.”
Are You Experiencing Havana Syndrome or Menopause?
These symptoms could be from a directed energy attack or because you are fifty-ish and careening headlong toward "the big change."
Are You Paranoid? Take This Social Media Quiz for People Who Hate Social Media Quizzes
- Your resting face just seems to send hostile messages, is all. Are you saying no one has asked about this before? - Seriously?
Period Drama or “Period” Drama?
- An oppressively prudish focus on discretion. - Heaving, aching bosoms.
Kentucky Derby Winner or Loving Nickname for My Vagina?
Foolish Pleasure? Super Fuzz? Cave O'Wonders? No matter which way you look at it, you picked a winner.