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The clients’ voicemails were mistakenly deleted, as the functions of the different button thingies had been forgotten.

Tries to order hummus at every restaurant on the lunch rotation and when told they don’t have it, indignantly asks, “why not?”

I knew the moment Brad's Gucci loafer crossed the threshold of the antique store, that my time had run out.

We’ll utilize sense memory to translate your theater experiences of gossiping, backstabbing, and “stage crushing” into the workplace.

Strategist, Influencer Marketing – What do any of these words mean, and furthermore what do they mean when they’re next to each other?

- There’s a loud chewer in the group. - They look drowsy and could fall asleep at any moment.

Crying Pods: 70% of employees also reported participating in, during this past year, a daily ritual of “crying my pretty little eyes out.”

‘My’ ‘Cousin’ ‘Ben’ ‘Works’ ‘In’ ‘Accounting’ ‘And’ ‘He’ ‘Already’ ‘Flagged’ ‘My’ ‘Application’ Surprising, huh?! Who knew it was that simple?!

We would like to apologize to some of our team members for leaving them off our initial list: Kyle in shipping, our office temp Brayden, and Aquaman.

You don't really believe the peeing in bottles thing do you? If that were true, these blankets wouldn't be so soft and comforting.

Everywhere you look, soulless old demons are worshipping the man in charge. And while there is food available, all of it is from Albertsons.

NAME: Sisyphus DEPARTMENT: Underworld; Futile Labor/Endless Toil and Frustration POSITION: Boulder Administrator/Rock Coordinator