Gym Etiquette for the Non-Meathead
Some people might accuse you of wasting your time in the gym. There are rules to follow, after all. Rules set by bigger men... and scary women.
Tag: Gyms
The Uncomfortable Luxury of Fitness Clubs
I would gladly exercise if it weren't for my burning hatred of physical activity, compounded by the wretchedness of the fitness club environment.
Face Friends in the Gym
<p>A guy I barely know and whose name I cannot remember once told me that he didn't workout because he hated math. I think that's the best excuse for not working out.</p>
Open Letters to Shorty Shorts Man and Fancy Gym Guy
If by some miracle I got the chance to talk to Shorty Shorts Man or Fancy Gym Guy, here is exactly what I would say.
Dos and Don’ts of the Gym
There’s a lot of things going on in the gym. It can be a confusing place, especially for fucking idiots. For example, taking a leak in the shower is OK; jacking off in there is NOT.
Losing the Freshman Fifteen: Gym, Sweat and Tears
Even if you do get up to the energy to keep off (or more likely, get rid of) the freshman fifteen, gym culture isn't exactly a walk in the park.
A Beginner’s Guide to the Gym
As a veritable human encyclopedia on college gyms, I’m here to guide you along on your quest towards total body perfection.
Dear Old People at the Gym
It's obvious you've succeeded at staving off death (thus far), but could you speed things up (the treadmill) and dress the part (athletic gear)?
My Inner Gym Monologue
The deepest thoughts of an overweight guy heading back to the gym after nearly six months of avoiding it at all costs.