Dos and Don’ts of the Gym
There’s a lot of things going on in the gym. It can be a confusing place, especially for fucking idiots. For example, taking a leak in the shower is OK; jacking off in there is NOT.
Tag: Gyms
Losing the Freshman Fifteen: Gym, Sweat and Tears
Even if you do get up to the energy to keep off (or more likely, get rid of) the freshman fifteen, gym culture isn't exactly a walk in the park.
A Beginner’s Guide to the Gym
As a veritable human encyclopedia on college gyms, I’m here to guide you along on your quest towards total body perfection.
Dear Old People at the Gym
It's obvious you've succeeded at staving off death (thus far), but could you speed things up (the treadmill) and dress the part (athletic gear)?
My Inner Gym Monologue
The deepest thoughts of an overweight guy heading back to the gym after nearly six months of avoiding it at all costs.