A Hip Dad’s Guide to Befriending the Server
The main responsibility of any dad in a restaurant is to spout off a consistent stream of comedy gold. So many antics!
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My Daily Routine as a Male Cyclist in a Big City
5:35PM: Turn down a one-way street going in the opposite direction. I read somewhere that street signs don't apply when you only have two wheels.
What Your Favorite Comedian Says About You, A Straight White Man
Hannibal Buress: You learned what feminism is from "Broad City," and you’re not 100% on board with it yet.
Shout-Outs to All the Special Guys Exhibiting Common Human Decency
How about a round of applause for the Starbucks barista who didn’t ask what else I like strong and hot on a summer afternoon.
Shark Week This Year Should Finally Address Why Sharks Won’t Date Nice Guys Like Me
I celebrate their beauty and empower their right to feel sexy. But no matter how nice I am to sharks, they still refuse to let me be their boyfriend.
10 Hashtags Better Than #amwriting
#amactuallywritinggoodshit – This is a great hashtag to show other writers you’re not just writing, you’re writing better stuff than they are!
Microaggressions Endured By the Defending Champion US Women’s National Soccer Team
Stadium security: It’s dangerous, wearing something that makes you look that good. Did you get all dolled up just for me, honey?
Offensive Tweets From Jerk Birds
ka-ha-ka-ha kuk-kuk-KUK | Translation: I’ve got nothing against European starlings. They should just go back where they belong.
6 Musical Subgenres You May Have Missed
Some genres start off as an experiment. Others, like Freshcore, start off as a fake song recorded for a deodorant commercial.
The Smiths Song Titles Updated to Reflect Morrissey’s Support of Right-Wing Extremist Groups
"Pretty Girls Make Graves (For Immigrants We Don’t Want and I Smile at Those Girls and Give Them a Thumbs-Up Because I'm a Hateful Racist Arse)"
Modern Equivalents to “Reading Playboy for the Articles”
Scrolling through Twitter for the news. Driving a Tesla for the environment. Living with six roommates for the camaraderie.
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Heartbreaking: This Makeup Tutorial Doesn’t Take Into Consideration the Fact That I Don't Leave the House