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Adam Bakst is a North Carolina-based, free-lance comedy writer, performer and improvisor. He is a member of the comedy team Newt Work as well as a regular performer at both ComedyWorx in Raleigh, NC and Mettlesome Theater in Durham, NC. Bakst has performed in several comedy festivals around the United States including San Francisco Sketch Fest, the Brooklyn Comedy Collectives' Fun and Dumb Festival and DC Sketch Fest.

Comedy Writing

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Heartbreaking: This Makeup Tutorial Doesn’t Take Into Consideration the Fact That I Don't Leave the House

by Adam Bakst
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February 27, 2019

10 Signs That You Are Not Watching the Movie “Gremlins” Right Now

5. You Are Not Watching Gremlins Right Now, Because You Are Too Busy Reenacting Scenes from the Film with Buckley, Your Friend & Butler

by Adam Bakst
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June 10, 2018

Music Fans Rejoice! After 29 Years, Billy Joel Has Finally Released the Rough Draft of “We Didn’t Start the Fire”

We- started the fire/It was always burning/Since we started the fire/We- did start the fire/Yes! We did light it/Because he thought we’d like it

by Adam Bakst
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June 7, 2018

I’m Sorry, I Won’t Make a Cake for Your Gay Wedding, Because This is an OshKosh B’Gosh

All I can offer you is 60% off all denim-wear. So yous can getcha some toddler overalls or some jeans for any little tikes yous two may know of.

by Adam Bakst
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May 24, 2018

I Combined the Two Things We Fear Most: Donald Trump’s Tweets and Sprite

Is this a modern Huxley, or is it a true fright? Lovecraft… Stoker! Oh, such a crippling thought, such my will of darkness.

by Adam Bakst
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January 21, 2018

10 Signs That Make Me Think My Dad Took Me to Home Depot Instead of Disney World Like He Promised

I first became suspicious of my supposed 8th birthday trip to Disney after seeing tons of balding men and refrigerators, and no sign of Mickey Mouse.

by Adam Bakst
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December 30, 2017