How could I ever dream of being a proponent of it when, in reality, I am a victim, torturously stalked by drama at every turn?!
Scrolling through Twitter for the news. Driving a Tesla for the environment. Living with six roommates for the camaraderie.
The Office’s (U.S.) water cooler, The Avalon 3-Temperature Self-Cleaning Bottle-less Water Cooler, was personally recruited by Greg Daniels.
Your most memorable characteristics of me were “those eyes” and “that body.” Newsflash, Rick: most women on this planet have eyes and a body.
It is true: I stabbed every balloon on the showroom floor and likened it to Steve stabbing me in the back when he left me for the dweebs at DreamTeamz LLC.