My Job Is Modeling Counterfeit Fashion and It’s the Most Rewarding Job in the World
The lady perched by a theme-park Eiffel Tower, clasping a suspiciously shiny handbag, and hoping security doesn’t notice she jumped the gate, is me!
The lady perched by a theme-park Eiffel Tower, clasping a suspiciously shiny handbag, and hoping security doesn’t notice she jumped the gate, is me!
Suit and tie? Business casual? I think the Leatherface on my t-shirt will let you know what I think about them.
The ER doctor at San Diego General Hospital claimed my vision was a fever dream induced by sleeping in a flannel thermal jacket.
I don’t think I’m selling myself short here. It takes a lot of skill to stack this many hats on top of each other.
Of this you are sure: a. All that glitters is gold b. All the apples in this bushel will make delicious cider for us to enjoy around the fireplace
To begin, there are four Powers: Liquid and powder, dryer and air.
Be steadfast and remember always that we need much less than we think we need.
Q: Your website says that you’re size inclusive, but you only go up to size L. Are you out of stock of larger sizes?
A 30-Inch Footprint That I Touched and Then Tasted So I Could Begin Tracking Ronald: Without it, I wouldn’t have been able to murmur, “He’s near…”
- By far the most popular style: crew cut. - You never imagined that one place could contain so many worn-out heels.
While you were busy arguing about whether or not I’m still in style, did you ever stop to consider my feelings?
The trendiest, blandest, gray hoodies for the influencer who just can't keep their mouth shut. Don’t worry, you got this!