We want to extend our deepest gratitude to you for believing in our potato chips. Those other people who didn’t buy our chips can go right to hell.
Pears have all the qualities you love in an apple, but with a fresh, edgy, devil-may-care attitude.
While you were busy arguing about whether or not I’m still in style, did you ever stop to consider my feelings?
I see that people are putting the so-called food into their mouths. Can you tell me what that's like? How does it feel when it's inside your mouth?