The Marketing Pitch for Pears
Pears have all the qualities you love in an apple, but with a fresh, edgy, devil-may-care attitude.
Comedy Writing
A Resignation Letter from Skinny Jeans
While you were busy arguing about whether or not I’m still in style, did you ever stop to consider my feelings?
I’m the Person Ahead of You in Line to Order Food
I see that people are putting the so-called food into their mouths. Can you tell me what that's like? How does it feel when it's inside your mouth?