My fedora is almost always silent, but your kid starts screaming just because I flick him in both his eyes? Toughen up, Henry.
I instead opt for one of my many t-shirts that feature Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs smoking marijuana.
The lady perched by a theme-park Eiffel Tower, clasping a suspiciously shiny handbag, and hoping security doesn’t notice she jumped the gate, is me!
Suit and tie? Business casual? I think the Leatherface on my t-shirt will let you know what I think about them.
The ER doctor at San Diego General Hospital claimed my vision was a fever dream induced by sleeping in a flannel thermal jacket.
I don’t think I’m selling myself short here. It takes a lot of skill to stack this many hats on top of each other.
Are You the Lady in Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” or Are You the Lady in This Kiel James Patrick Ad?
Of this you are sure: a. All that glitters is gold b. All the apples in this bushel will make delicious cider for us to enjoy around the fireplace
To begin, there are four Powers: Liquid and powder, dryer and air.
Be steadfast and remember always that we need much less than we think we need.
Q: Your website says that you’re size inclusive, but you only go up to size L. Are you out of stock of larger sizes?
McDonald’s Menu Items Ranked by How Effective They Were at Giving Me the Nutrients I Needed to Break into Ronald McDonald’s Mansion and Try On His Clothes
A 30-Inch Footprint That I Touched and Then Tasted So I Could Begin Tracking Ronald: Without it, I wouldn’t have been able to murmur, “He’s near…”
- By far the most popular style: crew cut. - You never imagined that one place could contain so many worn-out heels.