Crimes of Fashion: Guilty as Charged
If you're an amateur dresser, chances are the fashion elitists, also known as your friends, are breathing down your shirt.
Tag: Clothes
Crimes of Fashion: Guilty as Charged, Part 2
When girls in tunics and capelettes are hooking up with guys in pink popped-collar polos and rainbow attire, it's time to call the fashion police.
The Radical Evolution of the Clothespin
An unbiased and scholarly account of the remarkable genesis of one of life's little essentials. If you like wearing wet clothes, DO NOT READ THIS.
The Worst Sexual Encounter in My Fucking Life
A whiny hoe with a bloody vag leaves her mark on Gaudio, prompting him to disavow one night stands and *gasp* embrace monogamy.
Look at My Hawaiian Shirt!
It's so cheap, yet so unbelievably sweet! This thing is definitely gonna score me some hot ladies tonight. Nothing says laidback like the Hawaiian!
Ten Things I Don’t Understand About Black People
The N-word, pig's feet, D.L. Hughley, expensive shoes...there's just a lot of stuff that still confuses your average white person.