Sorry Friend, This Here’s One of Them Non-Negotiable Contracts
The truth is that we have something you want, and you probably don’t have much choice.
Matthew Thiele
Glenville
Matthew Thiele is a proud teacher, husband, and father. You can read his humor writing, advice, and academic research in various fine publications.
Comedy Writing
We Are Discontinuing Your Favorite Underwear
But our new line of Terra® products is now made of cost-saving, eco-friendly burlap, with ties and closures of jute twine!
- by Matthew Thiele
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- December 7, 2021
Welcome to Your New Dorm, Deathtrap Hall
The mattresses, made of an experimental polymer developed by accident in our Food Science Lab, are virtually indestructible.
- by Matthew Thiele
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- November 15, 2021