Sorry Friend, This Here’s One of Them Non-Negotiable Contracts
The truth is that we have something you want, and you probably don’t have much choice.
Comedy Writing
We Are Discontinuing Your Favorite Underwear
But our new line of Terra® products is now made of cost-saving, eco-friendly burlap, with ties and closures of jute twine!
Welcome to Your New Dorm, Deathtrap Hall
The mattresses, made of an experimental polymer developed by accident in our Food Science Lab, are virtually indestructible.