Nah, You Wouldn’t Want to Sign Up for My Class on Reverse Psychology
Consider auditing Professor Lipton’s lecture series on conformity. After all, everybody’s going.
Tag: Classes
Course Catalog for the University of Passive Aggression
HHD 101: Introduction to Loud Sighing While Doing Dishes, TXT 250: Ellipses and Emotional Subtext, and SOC 480: "I'm Not Mad" While Obviously Mad.
What the Adult Class You’re Taking Says About You and Your Divorce
Pottery: This one is simple: the night your wife called things off, you drank an entire bottle of wine and "Ghost" randomly started playing on Tubi.
Welcome to the Writing Workshop Where We Don’t Write
Give in to this workshop not by writing, but by taking turns asking for more condiments, plates, and silverware as I stash them in my purse.
Syllabus for Zombie Apocalypse Survival 101
Office Hours: By appointment only, instructor often scavenges the Wastes during daylight hours.
The Recent Painting Vandalisms Are a Cheap Imitation of My Performance at My Daughter’s School Art Fair
I knew blanketing a third-grade class’s first art exhibition with cans of pasta would be controversial, but that’s why I did it
Your Campus Tour
The college was rebuilt in 1795 by local train tycoon Silas Tother when he needed a place to quietly send his troublesome boys, Phinneas and Hellmouth.
Superintendant Declare’s English Most Less Important School Subject
The Supernentendent said theirs lots too think about but its a clear choice to remove English if they will remove a class
Your School District’s Superintendent Introduces His Top Ten New Substitute Teachers
Our Tallest 2nd Grader: I mean, have you seen this kid? He can even spell “tyrannosaur.” Anyway, he’ll be teaching AP Bio.
Your Final Semester of Dental School Will Focus Primarily on the Care and Maintenance of Your Future Office Aquarium
We will cover advanced topics in endodontics, and the selection, upkeep, and disposal of the countless tropical fish in your new dental office.
THTR 402: Intro to the Corporate Workplace for Theater Majors
We’ll utilize sense memory to translate your theater experiences of gossiping, backstabbing, and “stage crushing” into the workplace.
Anyone Who Says They Like “Fun Facts” Is Lying
The reality is that most of us haven’t been skydiving, invented a new technology, gotten bit by a shark, or know how to tap dance.