Your Graduation Application Has Been Received and Will Be Reviewed in No Less and Probably More Than 5 Months
Seeing as though you sent in your application approximately 56 seconds after we sent out the form, you were a little too late.
Seeing as though you sent in your application approximately 56 seconds after we sent out the form, you were a little too late.
For starters, many of you have been attending parties. We told you not to do that! We thought you’d listen to us.
The secret to surviving homeschool is money. The secret to surviving pandemic parenting is also money.
We’re not doing this online, it’s too easy, too predictable (plus I’m not allowed to get online for 18 more months, minimum).
You must create a class that can be started online, moved to in-person, then back online, all simultaneously. You have the weekend to figure it out.
Simon says log in to the government-subsidized video conferencing system and wave at all your friends like everything is normal.
Ridgemont High: All "fast times" have been canceled. Students are advised to hotbox their vans from home until the curve has been flattened.
How many of you have dogs who display selective aggression towards people of races other than your own? Everyone again. Frustrating, isn’t it?
We're only a few weeks into our "Modern World: January to December 2020" AP course and holy shit is it kicking our asses.
The basis upon which I have lived my entire life is jeopardized—and all because of a trust fall with the ghost of Sir Isaac Newton.
Together, you and I shall become pioneers of pest control vexation by breaking down what I call "The Art of Infestation."
Here-Straight-From-Military Guy: Has probably already committed war crimes. Drinks water out of a milk-gallon container.