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Or the time that he got the whole school to chant "Mr. O’Brien is a virgin" when I was doing announcements during the assembly?

We offer absolutely no supervision to inhibit your individualized sense of what’s proper and safe technique. Weights will be scattered about.

I am a swim coach for kids. That’s right, I spend my shifts in a cesspool of germs and boogers.

By the end of the semester, you should be able to verbally sedate your significant others for an entire dinner conversation.

But I had only completed five of the classes when they arrested me for sawing my roommate in half. I shouldn’t have tried such an advanced trick.

He is shortish and bossy, entitled and bold, / but it’s mainly important you know that he’s old.

I do great with a dress code. You guys had me at matching outfits. I was in marching band all throughout high school, so I totally get it.

I could tell he wasn’t like our past professors. There was a glimmer in his eye, a look that seemed to say: “I have had adventures with horses.”

There's no curve in this class. Curves are “the hammock that lulls able-bodied students into dependence and complacency, draining their will.”

Frederik (42, Breed: Poet (Non-Rhyming)) Frederik thinks he’s better than all the other writers at the shelter.

You can’t even invite people over to your disgusting apartment? Jorge has a beautiful apartment and he doesn’t share it with four “artists.”

Rest assured, I have heard the cries from the people, and I’d like to consider myself extremely in tune with what they want: more centrism.