All I Want for Christmas Is Emotions
You and I both know what I’ve been up to, and it isn’t putting me on anyone’s good list.
You and I both know what I’ve been up to, and it isn’t putting me on anyone’s good list.
I ree need to know if youtube dining hin fit Chirstmas, / Translation: “I really need to know if you’re coming home for Christmas.”
I know it’s cold and you warm-blooded, furless, pansies are sensitive, but is it too much to ask for someone to say, “I’m SO excited for Winter!”
I didn’t see His star. I mean, I didn’t notice His particular star. Truth be told, I’d had more than a few martinis with my friend, Nadia.
The Weather Outside (2017): Grace finds herself stuck in Gingerbread, New York, a single-industry hamlet at some undisclosed locale upstate.
Satan simply would not take no for an answer—which means that this year, our mall will feature Satan’s Village.
If I could point a finger, I would blame Microsoft. There’s no amount of Christmas magic that could help me understand Microsoft Outlook.
"Rest In Peace Ye Merry Gentlemen" – They were merry at the rally. They were merry at Joe's Crab Shack. Now they're dead.
The first thing I noticed was my temporary roommates smiled and clapped each time they saw the Grinch’s glorious glutes.
December 12: Santa's naughty list of Democrat-controlled cities where the most egregious instances of police brutality take place (uh oh; it's long).
I am growing a long-white beard at a scary rapid pace! Uh-oh looks like someone might have the case of being magically transformed into St. Nick!
I spoke at the Republican National Convention for Trump! What more do I have to do to prove that I’ll do literally anything?