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The thank-you note was from Whiskers, Sam Meowliot, and Purrt Russell. They also showed their gratitude by leaving some fur in the cookies.

I used to think that I was important, that I was original. But I am just an imitation. I’m the adornment, not the adorned.

Icicle Lights: You're here for the theater. The holiday season is about drama. You are not obligated to follow any HOA rules.

When I hear this song, I remember how Krakenfuss kept her grocery store open on Christmas Eve. She was the richest person in town and the meanest.

I'm like: "Not today, Covid--I'm in a pod." And I'm lucky because everyone in it is super careful, like me.

We cannot hallow—this ground, except of course by playing a consciousness-altering stream of Christmas songs in November and December without pause.

These last ten months of social distancing, mask-wearing, and air-hugging have to have been especially tough on extroverts.

Does this mean Santa's Workshop will close? Santa's Workshop will live on as a digital storefront competing with hundreds of counterfeiters.

He had pallid green skin and was terribly smelly, Like putrid roast beef in petroleum jelly.

Baby's First Oil Field Science Kit – Rebuild a scale model of the oil fields owned by great-great-grandpa Thurston Moneybags III!

“We must hide his nonconformity,” said Donner as he rubbed his son’s nose with mud. “Pa, I don’t want to!” “Just endure, Rudolph.”

Okay, just because you didn’t say “Rudolph” doesn’t mean you “protected my identity.” It sounds like you were very specific about the shiny nose.