“Very Hungry Caterpillar” Gets an R-Rated Remake
I also can’t seem to remember anything after the second act, which my therapist says is my brain’s way of protecting itself.
Tag: Children
Can You Ask Grandma a Few Things for Me While You’re Contacting Her from Beyond the Grave?
Did Grandpa really like me the most out of all the grandchildren, and even more than some of his own kids?
Damn the Principal, the Kids Must See My Short Film
And no matter what you, other teachers, or the PTA may say, this has nothing to do with my film's complete rejection from festivals nationwide.
List: Are You My Toddler or the Incredible Hulk?
- You become astonishingly strong when angry. - You can destroy an entire house in seconds.
I’m the Pinch Pot You Made in Third Grade—Why Won’t Your Mother Let Me Die?
I looked around: Pristine bowls, with smooth edges, not a pinch in sight. My exterior sports at least seven visible fingerprints and a hole that slowly leaks.
Old Friend, We Sure Have Made Something of Ourselves
You with your magnificent house you built yourself, two young healthy children, and a partner who loves you for who you are, and me with my podcast.
This Blacksmith’s Forge Is the Perfect Family-Friendly Summer Activity
We’ve got the perfect way to reconnect: Let’sSmith, an iron forge the whole family can enjoy. Are you ready for Hot Ore Summer?
Why This Camping Trip Is the Best Way to Honor the Teens Who Were Murdered Here
Now I know some of you were disturbed by the creepy old gas station attendant who insisted on giving us his shotgun.
Sly Hiring Techniques, Kids Art Camp Review, and Space Jam 2
Scott Scranton advises struggling employers, an art critic dissects Somerville Art Camp for kids, and PIC has hot takes on Space Jam 2.
The Only Summer Camp Openings Left for Desperate Parents
Art Exploitation Camp: Campers will learn the ropes about running noisy, overpriced museum cafés.
You Can Do Anything You Want in Life, As Long as You Get Past the Crushing Weight of Reality
Maybe you could just be an accountant who wears a tiara and pets a teacup poodle whilst shoveling through student loan debt for the rest of her life.
My Kid Took Karate Lessons and Now I’m Scared of Him
He’s always asked me to watch his new “moves” even before karate classes, but now I can’t help but feel like this display is meant to assert dominance.