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I said I was sorry, and Sam said it was okay and that he would stop taking my iPod. This is one example of misunderstandings outside of the Torah.

I think about how life could have been easier if I’d just stayed the course and resisted certain… urges.

Her name is Miss S and she would be sucha goood servr cuz she is soo good at teeching me about all kind of stuff.

Hey Google, search “affordable therapists near me,” and please read the results to the tune of “Baby Shark.”

When I was four, I knew I was in my prime. Solidly potty trained, only three teeth missing, able to draw both unicorns and school buses.

Kevin’s voice sounds like Dad’s. Except it cracks walls and sets off car alarms, and also he accidentally stepped on a school bus.

Look, I know I’ve made mistakes in the past. The kicking. The jabbing. The grabbing. I was a real loose cannon there for a while.

Q: What’s keeping gators from the kids? A: Nothing! Your kids can get up close and personal with our alligators.

Guests are forbidden from bringing presents. Jazz is a gift in itself.

I know, it’s such a cliché: “This year, no more eating children! Not even the wicked ones!” But it makes sense.

Rodney is a baby and I am an adult man. We look nothing alike. For starters, look at how much smaller Rodney is than me.

Your father and I are trying to plan Hanukkah. Think you’ll be able to join us in Nazareth for the last night? You also have a birthday coming up.