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First there was a cluck-cluck here, then a cluck-cluck there, but soon my nightmares were filled with the cooings and cawings of the foulest fowl.

She is certainly allowed to raise her eyebrows when you admit you’re not seeing anyone, despite the fact that your city is still sheltering in place.

The Time-Out - Take a break from spanking your husband to go spank your children for not doing the dishes.

You’ve got guts settin' foot on my turf. But if youse keep coming around, you’ll be the one with the instruction manual on how to piece you together.

It wasn’t my intention to shout “HOLY HELL MOTHER OF GOD LEAVE ME BE YOU WICKED BEAST!” as you went over our Planned vs. Actual.

No, you can’t go get a few toys. Last time you left them lying around and I had to clean them up. / Here, can I just… let me help you.

Project Runaway Train: Designers are placed on trains careening toward the edge of a cliff at groundbreaking speed.

Karpas --- Eating the Green Vegetable: Is this the first vegetable you’ve had all month? We raised you better than to eat all that junk food.

CAPABLE: Coordinating and implementing first person shooter strategy and tactics / SEEMINGLY INCAPABLE: Separating laundry

“Live, Laugh, Love” in Cursive: Are you a human or the wall clock I bought from the Home Goods clearance section?

One especially pleasing development is how Grandpa has started taking responsibility for his actions.

Buckaroo, it’s time to pack away the silly stuff and focused on what you might actually achieve before the ice caps melt and we have to build an ark.