The “Micky Mouse Pancakes” on Our Kids Menu Are Not Affiliated with the Walt Disney Company
Smiling or otherwise expressive mouse head-shaped pancakes are trademarked.
Smiling or otherwise expressive mouse head-shaped pancakes are trademarked.
Since I’m no longer fixated on my news feed when we go out, I’ve started taking our six rescue dogs with me to the local coffee shop.
Thanks to you and the Magical Musical Mat™, every minute of my life is now a beeping, squawking, nonstop honking nightmare.
Attempt to wash as baby breakfasts upon me and Mr. Franklin inquires as to where I’ve hidden his double spectacles; point to spectacles on Mr. Franklin’s face.
I nodded off for like two seconds and woke up to fresh ink stains on my fingers, and a notary public closing his briefcase and heading out the door.
28.5%: Waitstaff pleased the King by referring to him only as "my lord" or "my goodly liege."
It is beyond comprehension to many of us at Spaz headquarters that our new eighty-foot-tall action figure could be the cause of such an accident.
Between work and the kids, I’m as busy as George Santos if he had actually done all that stuff he said he’d done.
With two kitchen chairs turned backwards facing one another, we’ll both sit down to hash things out.
Come on, these kids only have so much grit before they get completely fatigued.
Kit is just as ready to play as she is to teach your little one about life during the Great Depression!
From the moment that Santa delivered Moo Moo to you under the artificial Christmas tree, Moo has felt smothered.