I Told My Mom I Was Timothée Chalamet and We’ve Never Been Closer
Suddenly, I was all she could talk about: “He’s been compared to a modern-day Brando, you know,” I overheard her telling her sister on the phone.
Suddenly, I was all she could talk about: “He’s been compared to a modern-day Brando, you know,” I overheard her telling her sister on the phone.
“Take it and you never will be sorry that you did.” “You would be surprised to find how good it really is.”
Andrew Cuomo: Intimidate, Inoculate, Incriminate Ted Bundy: Marry, Fuck, Kill Hamlet: Be, Not Be, Wonder Lil Nas X: Yee, Haw, Satan-Worship
If you’ve stuck around for the past few years, we want to thank you from the bottom of our hearts, and also ask you how and why you did such a thing.
"How smart can this so-called Smartwater be if it allowed itself to get trapped in a bottle like that?" —The Twainster
I guess I just need some time to wrap my perfectly symmetrical head around this bizarre predicament.
@beyoncedad: Really @starsearch? Girls Tyme is way better than Skeleton Crew, who were just caught doing very bad things. DM me for exclusive pics.
It was never my intention to glamorize having lots of sex with beautiful women and I'm sorry if it came across that way.
Cars 4: Big Victorian Bicycles, a story about an 1860s bi-pedal speedster who is on a quest to get both of his wheels to be the same size.
I’m very worried that you know me for one picture taken on my 72nd birthday more than anything else.
Next to me is some sort of spatula that is red and green and says “Baking Spirits Bright!” It’s July, Richard. I can’t believe this is my life now.
She was slathered, head to toe, in Russian dressing, and I was ready to eat at Moscow’s most exclusive restaurant: Flavortown.